Everyone saying the new Roadster will never be road-legal is missing the point. @elonmusk didn’t build it for Earth. It’s for when we all move to Mars.

The Roadster broke the 0–60 record. Zacharia broke the hired-to-fired record.

FAKE NEWS (Factual, Accurate, Knowledgeable, Evidence-based): The new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter. theguardian.com/us-news/2026…

Wow - just 30 minutes into preorders and iPhone Duo deliveries are already pushed to Jan. 25. Huge demand. Great start for @Apple. Congrats, @johnternus! 👏

Finally downloaded the latest upgrade for my @Tesla Model Y - traffic on 101 was a breeze. Thanks, @elonmusk!

Separated at birth? Or is this @Muse 's long lost cousin? 😂 @alexandr_wang www2.hm.com/en_us/productpag…

Now that SpaceXAI has officially rebranded to @SpaceXSI, a gentle reminder: “superintelligence” is one word, not two. Oops! 😂 @elonmusk

What if the next US president signs an executive order renaming Super Intelligence to Super Duper Intelligence? 😂 @elonmusk

Your turn @alexandr_wang @Meta

If Columbus landed in Sunnyvale these days, I’d understand the confusion 😂 Happy Columbus Day! #Sunnyvale #BayArea #ColumbusDay

Shopping at the @Apple store at Apple Park is always a joy. It feels like visiting a close friend’s home - great coffee, welcoming staff, and thoughtful attention to every detail.

I deeply miss Steve Jobs as we enter this extraordinary new era of AI - imagining the products he would dream up, the problems he would solve, and the dots he would connect. @Apple @tim_cook @johnternus

Hey @NetflixIndia, here’s a simple way to boost engagement: add a “Songs Only” option for every Indian film on the platform. Take it a step further with a dedicated Netflix music channel featuring every song from the Indian movies in your catalog - organized by film, artist, language, mood, and era. You’re welcome.

Problem solved! 😂

Watching AI agents log in through a browser is like watching a robot type on a keyboard. Agents need their own App Store: verified services, scoped permissions, instant auth. And instead of "Are you a human?" the question should be "Which agent are you, and who sent you?" @sriramk

Consumers celebrating Muse negotiating hard on their behalf may be in for a surprise. Companies will soon have their own AI agents negotiating just as hard on the other side. Welcome to agent vs. agent capitalism.

Oh My Glasses! $META finally got it right. @Meta @Muse

Take @Muse everywhere with you