Looking for a better way to say “sorry I can’t hang out, I only like hanging out with the same 10 people”

It’s absolutely maddening how much garbage you have to sift through as a tech house DJ to get to the good stuff

Seen the sunrise the last 6 out of 8 weekends

I finally understand what the “my spoon is too big” cartoon was about

Weird how easy it is to convince myself that I ain't shit and how easy it is for my friends to turn around that opinion

No one told me how much more complex the relationship-building aspect of festival & event management is when you're a woman

Throwback to the days I used to take off work for the Bicycle Day + 420 double hitter

It’s so unfair that men have a built-in dick alarm clock

When his name doesn’t start with a J 🤤

Why my drug dealers always trying to hang out

Not me forgetting to eat until 4pm again

Imagine how I feel realizing I am a 50/50 combination of Charlotte Yorke and Samantha Jones

Just got with my friend to practice for our b2b and our playlists are almost identical 🤣

Anyone else take a little too much shrooms before Avatar and spend the first 30 minutes of the movie psychoanalyzing the entire purpose of your existence and evaluating whether or not you're even a good person?

Netflix’s response to their first subscriber loss in 10 years is to..make a worse customer experience?

Anyone else get so used to dressing comfy during Covid that wearing “real” clothes makes your skin literally crawl

Kinda wild how I’m exactly who 12 year old me wanted me to be at 28

So where we going instead of Twitter?

Being on anti-depressants feels like cheating life sometimes