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noticing 👀
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Fanatics your time is up. You and your 99% plastic hoodies will be outlawed in Woke 3.0. @CCMHockey get your affairs in order and start purchasing yards of airknit fabric wholesale. #IHateMichaelRubin
Shhhh…Hometown Remix is now in session #ALLCAPS
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When Republicans won they did not reach across the aisle, they kidnapped hardworking people off the streets and sent them to a concentration camp surrounded by alligators where they feed them maggot infested food and laughed about it.
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i genuinely feel like this
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Capitals are sacrificing themselves for blue Texas
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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PEOPLE DIED (ME)
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Full version of Harry singing Isn’t She Lovely as his 16 year old self on stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City - October 30 (via @idkallyne)
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Who is Mary Beth Barone ? She looks like a SUR employee
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the thought of rachel berry singing brand new chanel$ …. actual chills
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omg it’s already happening
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When people ask me for advice it’s like my Social Security card is Loose in my Makeup Bag
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Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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Reduction of working hours is an excellent socialist policy because it directly challenges the notion that capitalist development = progress. Why isn't the advancement of tech reducing the amount of labour we have to do? It's a question that capitalist media will never ask.
A 32 hour four day work week without loss in pay would do more for our overall quality of life and wellbeing than nearly any other singular socioeconomic change
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i spill the salt shaker buckle bunny bad behaviour
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If you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kill you
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everyone who went to terminal 5 to see slayyyter a couple weeks ago should get a presale code as a thank you for braving that hellstorm to barely see her
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