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Dib

@chicabida
Joined July 2017
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"explain this 2 year gap in your resume" yeah i thought i could escape the matrix
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he calls me his princess but i’m his dictator and he knows it
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Sagar
@sagarcasmNov 9
Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection
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How am I supposed to concentrate at work today with all the Jensen Huang memes?
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murtaza
@murtazaNov 8
imagine explaining to your wife that you are down a house today because ceo of a gpu company cheated on his wife with a suspected chinese spy
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If Jensen had just had sex with underage girls on a pedo island like a normal billionaire we wouldn’t be in this black Monday mess
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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God forbid a Persian girl likes white boys
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تو اجتنابت‌ رو بیار منم اجتناب خودمو میارم، ببینیم کی بیشتر فرار میکنه
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@BjaySwagNov 6
me at work trying to remind myself to be grateful that I even have a job.
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واقعا نامردیه من هرروز بدون دیباها باید ۲۴ ساعت زندگی کنم. بختت رو ایرانی.
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به به پارسال دوست امسال مادرجنده
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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sanaz@sanaz_prhNov 2
جمله‌ی "ایران کیریه" عین کلمه‌‌ی نیگاعه. فقط خودمون میتونیم بگیم و اگه کشور دیگه‌ای بخواد بگه ایران کیریه دهنشو سرویس میکنیم.
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If Texas turns blue I promise to go to therapy and address my commitment issues
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@BjaySwagNov 1
working a corporate job is professional theater. My coworker just came up to me and said he caught a cold from me, which is crazy, because I faked it
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N@iam_neginnnNov 2
دچار بی غیرتی تحصیلی شدم
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The Gentleman, Mobland, This City is Ours, Kin, Slow Horses. The Us really cannot chat to the UK when it comes to crime dramas.
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neo@doiedearOct 27
can’t open twitter in public cuz my whole tl is jude’s dick 🫩
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Lena@nerdchiccOct 19
بال میخوام هم بال کبابی هم بال ویکتوریا سیکرت .
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