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Senior software engineer & cat mother

South Wales
Joined November 2008
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Just to be clear - given recent drivel on line - Comet 3I/Atlas is a comet, made of carbon dioxide and water ices and bits of other stuff. It is entirely natural in origin, its orbit is as expected and it will whizz around the sun and then disappear off into the galaxy again. If it ever encounters another inhabited solar system in the far future I hope the living things there are more sensible than us and enjoy it for what it is - a visitor from elsewhere in the galaxy - a pristine lump of rock and ices which formed around a distant, maybe long-dead star billions of years ago and many light years away, just passing through. Isnโ€™t that wonderful enough?
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When your niece comes home from school and tells you that she won the headteachers award for #coding... And then you find out its being taught in her school by @Technocamps ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ #technocamps
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โ€œwhy do you have a messy pile of clothes in the chair?โ€ itโ€™s L1 cache for fast random access to our frequently used clothes in O(1) time โ€“ at Berkeley, CA
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A long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter and other luxuries of life were called saints. Now, they are called software developer
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Your new #UFC294 co-main is a BANGER ๐Ÿ”ฅ @Usman84KG vs @KChimaev is official for next Saturday! [ @InAbuDhabi | #InAbuDhabi | @VisitAbuDhabi ]
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being a software engineer is just getting paid to figure out things you have no idea how to do
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Passive aggressive programming
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Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.
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Have you heard of .http files? In @VisualStudio you can write an http file with API calls in it in less than a minute and test all your live endpoints. Huge thanks to @sayedihashimi for this amazing tip - I appreciate you, brother. #visualstudio #dotnet #csharp
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I found a free JavaScript library that reduces the file size of your project down to 50% by randomly deleting half of the files Its called Thanos.js check it out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thanosjs.org/
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1st class hons degree in applied software engineering? Completed it, mate. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป Thank you @Technocamps/@IoCoding/@SwanseaUni... the degree apprenticeship scheme is amazing and i'm so very thankful โ€“ at Bridgend, Wales
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