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A lot of people don’t know that you never used to need a license to be horny on main. Regulatory frameworks were only introduced in 2003 after the release of Limp Bizkit’s “Eat You Alive”, and it became apparent that public horniness could only be entrusted to a responsible few.
Ok fine opening this up to the straight men as well
Gyals gays and theys, got a spare ticket for the evening @jamielenman show on 25th November going, hmu if you’d like it xxx
Gyals gays and theys, got a spare ticket for the evening @jamielenman show on 25th November going, hmu if you’d like it xxx
Can confirm
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Reckon “leaving the conference before the talk that was the whole reason I booked, because altho I was worried I’d feel awkward being there by myself, it turns out everyone is too friendly and I’m finding it challenging to be constantly perceived” gotta be my most tragic bail
Can’t believe I went for a drink with a pal that segued into ….kinda date vibes?? outta nowhere?? and I also can’t believe how much of that time I spent talking about how readily I’d bang Tim Curry
Alright posting this again in case we all suddenly get paywalled! *whispers* I give in, if anyone has a bsky invite going spare I’d be v keen
Lenman pals, have had to chuck my ticket for the November early show back into the Dice waiting list because I’m too broke to spend 85 quid on trains for a gig (broken country), if anyone happens to be looking for one 🫠
Bilal Baig is a perfect luminescent angel on this earth but oh my god this sweater is stressing me out
We’re watching the Rob Zombie Halloween and Dani has informed me that it “delves more into Michael Mcintyre’s childhood trauma” which….is certainly a new take on the franchise
Today we are in fact taking a long walk along the coast with the dog and then probably going to get a pub roast dinner afterwards, every straight man on hinge bow down before me and weep
Quite enjoyed the Child’s Play journey but I think it’s really fucked up that they left Lucy Dacus out of Cult Of Chucky :(((
I find it a bit mad that @Wob_group sent my housemate a book with three rusty razorblades inside it and are now only going to refund her if she pays the postage to return it to them. Y’all want the blades back as well, or…?
