If you know me you know I have personal beef with Ole Miss.
That being said, couldn't have written up last night any better for them and I'm truly thrilled they got to have that experience at home.
I love college football
Friday. Commission paycheck day. Sunny and 75. Tee times already booked for the weekend. Married to a sexy man. Dinner plans later.
Ever since I booked my flight to Ireland I've been waking up dreaming about a European cig. Literally can't wait
My biggest accomplishment is who I married. Some of y'all are married to fucking losers- couldn't be me.
Must be a white guy in golf polo convention in Phoenix this weekend because my flight is exclusively that demographic
Shed literal tears driving home from northern Minnesota while listening to the Vikings absolutely dawg the Texans. I love this state so much and it without a doubt the best in the country
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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
You know how we put old dogs down so they aren't in pain anymore?
You see where I'm going with this?
You can tell a lot about a person based on if they are watching the debate or love island US tonight.
For patriotic reasons I will be watching love island US