I wish my hands were this sweaty cause I was talking to a cute girl or guy. Pretty sure it’s just the fever tho. halp.
I typed “ways to spice up” and googles first pick was “the bedroom” and it’s funny cause I was typing “a rotisserie chicken” tysm
whyyyy is it still elevator music when you're on hold...can we pls make it like at least the jazz version of whoopty
Do ppl really still have trump stickers on their cars and signs in their yard? Asking for...myself 😒
I told my dad one of my presents sure was shaped like that tv I asked for and he said “can’t wait to see her face when she realizes it was socks” and then proceeded to crack his own self up
wait why do I have three different things of peanut butter in my cabinet? That’s not a thing , right


