Chelsea Curran

Waking up to pop some @TUMSOfficial after a wild night of.. cannoli cake. Happy 30th Birthday: Pregnancy Edition #canihavearedo

And suddenly I’m a mom who signs up to bring the fruit platter for preschool Thanksgiving lunch #whendidthathappen

I’d love to know the story behind that one shoe you pass on the side of the highway. #lifesgreatmysteries

Dear @JetBlue, why prompt me to buy more points at checkout when the points don’t download instantly- therefore, I now have to wait 2 days to buy my flights. Terrible user experience. And thanks to your CS rep for telling me to read the terms and conditions. Enlightening advice.

I can finally wear a #filthymouthedwife tee-shirt without it being weird. thanks chrissy. @chrissyteigen

Dear @celinedion, “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” is literally the only song that consoles my overtired 2 month old. Thank you. Sincerely, A Grateful New Mom.

The smells of public transportation are not kind to a pregnant gal

The @StarKistCharlie Connecticut radio ad sounds like Charlie just got a tooth pulled and the novocaine hasn’t worn off #wedontsoundlikethat

When did we collectively decide “nap time” is not an integral part of the day?

When you get to talk about moving back home w your mom on @ElvisDuranShow it makes things a little better #NewlywedCellarDwellers thanks guys love you!

If you’re looking for me, I live at LAX now. @flyLAXairport #delaysfordays

If this isn’t the truest thing I’ve ever read. #ANADigital @Airbnb

If I showed up on time for things, people would think something was wrong. I must not alarm others and therefore will be late for the remainder of life.

If you want to hear about good customer service, fly @SouthwestAir for your bachelorette. A bottle of champagne and celebratory shout out from the crew! So great, thank you #Southwest! 💕

Thanks to @theskimm for helping me define my feelings. #Resfeber #ToTheMax

Does anyone know what they want to be when they grow up?

Days like today are why Wranglers exist @jeep O|||||||O

Still valid xitter.cf/cpellegrinoxo/status/6…

Day 5. Still can’t get off the couch. Send soup and @NyQuilDayQuil 🤒