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Chefiguana

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Misplaced coonass, professional goat-getter & stirrer of pots, kind of a jerk, #dnbwarrior, Geaux Tigers

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Joined August 2012
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Let’s be clear: RFK Jr is not a Democrat. His group gives $ to the GOP. He’s an anti science, anti vax, pro conspiracy whack job running to get more eyes on his discredited theories. His supporters? Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, & fringe Reddit boards. The guy’s a liar & a kook.
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Top J@CryptoJack19863 Dec 2022
Replying to @PNCBank_Help
This is ridiculous every time several days a week I need to access my account or look at my account this is what happens this shouldn’t be happening at the 4th largest bank in America it’s unacceptable for people with my money
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Dorothy11@DorothyKk113 Dec 2022
Replying to @PNCBank_Help
Is mobile and online banking unavailable? I can’t login.
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Alycia@AlyciaBeeArt3 Dec 2022
Replying to @PNCBank_Help
All the damn time 🙄
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AT&T Help
@ATTHelp7 Nov 2022
Replying to @chefiguana
Hi there, no need to go elsewhere — help is here. Please DM us your order info, we'll help track it down. ^NicolasG xitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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Generation X is weird. These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities. Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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The 2018 Saints would like a word please!!! @NFLOfficiating
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter16 Jan 2022
Referee Jerome Boger and the officials from Saturday’s Raiders-Bengals game are not expected to work again this NFL postseason: nam04.safelinks.protection.o…
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Wow, what a block by Adam Trautman to seal the edge. Seemed like AK was back there forever. Touchdown Saints, 23-7 NO.
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ripe figlet@jaxgadd14 Sep 2021
Replying to @CoreyRForrester
cunning linguists for the win youtu.be/mNqY6ftqGq0
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"Bring your ass on, in your sissy blue shirt!" #LSU Coach O has an interaction with a UCLA fan. @WAFB
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waaah@samanthav4725 May 2021
Replying to @aclfestival
w1 saturday sold out and tickets already on stubhub. COOL #wtf
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o@lop_bruh25 May 2021
Replying to @aclfestival
So glad you let all the resellers take all the tickets AGAIN
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To-go alcohol is now officially legal in Texas, permanently austin.eater.com/2021/5/12/2…
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The fact that this I-35/183 ramp is closing NOW rather than during an entire year with light traffic fills me with hope and optimism for the future of I-35 and 183 sucking forever
KUT Austin (@KUT) profile pictureKUT Austin@KUT25 Apr 2021
A heavily used flyover ramp connecting I-35 and U.S. 183 will close for construction starting Sunday night, weather permitting, and remain closed for an estimated four months. #atxtraffic kutne.ws/3nnPJ12
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What every Conservative Campaign video looks like to me..
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Replying to @drdrew
Genius, we have literally been doing this for nearly a century. Where the hell have you been?
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Vonn@VonnChrome1 Apr 2021
The last time Ohio state beat LSU was 1988 and Ohio state is 0-9 vs the SEC in Bowl games. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Ohio (@MrOH1O) profile pictureMr. Ohio
@MrOH1O1 Apr 2021
I love looking at old tweets. LSU went 5-5 last year.
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When you're in town, don't forget to grab a bite at @Sawyeratx. This delicious Austin diner serves up Southern classics with a New Orleans twist. 🍽️: bit.ly/3cqZuHP
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OH SNAP! Vince Vaughn calls @jimmy_dore to defend Matt Gaetz! youtube.com/watch?v=jZpa8QrT…
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Just a reminder to everyone in a dark place that there is someone out there that cares about and will miss you if you weren't there. Take care of yourselves.
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