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For the record, I have always failed to hide my ulterior motive when it comes to benefitting Japan with my writing, as I am unreasonably and, ultimately, unapologetically biased towards Japan
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東京の皆さん
大事な話があります。
チージーは東京が大好きで東京に住んでます。
しかし日本の国籍を持っていないので
投票はできません
テレビは偏った情報しか出しません。
5月31日のある集会、一切報道されていないことから
もうお分かりかと思います。
Here today. 🥹🥹🥹 Regenerative grazing, grassfed cattle in Kuji, Iwate.
(But burp tho. Fart tho. Climate change tho. “This is so bad for the environment!!!” “SOURCE???”)
If I were Japan, I wouldn’t let myself in too seeing how things go these days... But now that I’m here we can 鎖国. 😬
This has to be the most revengeful honey I’ve ever bought.
Called “スズメバチの地獄漬”—literally “giant hornet bee’s marinated in hell”, this tiny bottle of honey contains a “Murder Hornet”, the most deadly and poisonous bee ever known (RIP if you happen to get stung).
Who else here snack on butter, have a bottle of fish tank disinfectant in bag but no shampoo in bathroom? 🫣 #iykyk
No. Raise the bar to being able to make oyakodon from the oyako. The ideal would be that the oyako are from your backyard.
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Also, when you run out of things to argue, always have this in your backup auto-reply template!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻











