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@cjsnowdon if you want to hear some il informed comment then BBC Radio 5 is your place right now. Your friend Murphy has been brought in
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"People will die" he has just said.
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Keir Starmer must resign. There is no credible way for this floundering Prime Minister to continue when even David Lammy appears to have turned against him. It is time to give the Prime Minister a send-off worthy of the occasion… {satire}
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"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"
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Is it resignation time yet? Here’s Mandy, Keir Starmer sings the Barry Manilow classic to Peter Mandelson, as the Epstein scandal refuses to fade into the background. {satire}
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Kemi Badenoch has an opportunity to do the funniest thing on Wednesday at PMQs 😀
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Zack Polanski the Musical!
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Scandal season’s in full swing for Labour — and today’s lucky contestant is Lisa Nandy! The Cabinet’s falling apart faster than a flat-pack from Wish, as yet another ‘oopsie’ rocks the red benches.
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It’s been a tough day for David Lammy, who has given Labour yet another scandal. Here is the AI Lord Chancellor’s latest hit song: “Oops I freed them again”
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Oh my God, please tell me she's not still going on about masks.
Fools and their money is what keep these grifters going
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🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex. For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors. It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal. I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment. If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it. #ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland 11/X
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Haha, still going!
Seriously #UsforThemUK we were and still are a million miles away from China. The army were not stood outside our doors, we were not shipped off to camps or separated from our children. You really need to get a grip & stop this ridiculous hysteria as you try to rewrite the truth
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This woman is going viral on tiktok for blasting the “rainbow bullies” and perfectly says what we are all thinking 🔥 Her handle is @MallymkunMousey. Go show her some love!
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Gosh news travels slowly in Washington DC. The researcher (me) was found to have been unlawfully discriminated against by @CGDev who breached her human right to freedom of belief and expression breached. You would think a human rights org would know that 🙄
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Hilarious. @Keir_Starmer has asked the Prime Minister for the "evidence" for his decision to end the Plan B restrictions on our lives. Pity he never bothered to ask for the evidence to back bringing in those restrictions in the first place, eh? Following the science? Bollocks.
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SAGE modelling projected up to 6,000 daily Covid deaths in January without any further lockdown restrictions. Today, the official number of reported total Covid deaths in the UK was 77.
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Your obsessional stalking of @UsforThemUK account continues long after they blocked you. Josie, I don't know you, but put differences aside, purely on a human level I'm actually a bit worried about you.
What a great idea let’s go even more USA style with legal actions everywhere #UsforThemUK the watch the teachers walk like they have in Chicago. PS threatening them with legal action is why they won’t be leaving the unions in droves anytime soon dumb dumbs 🤦🏼‍♀️
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I very rarely ask for RTs, but this deserves to be watched by as many as possible. Stop punishing the kids, it’s unscientific and it’s morally WRONG. We know what you really think @BorisJohnson ,end this madness. #NoMasksInClass
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Children should go to school as normal with no restrictions from the start of term. Kids are going to need every second of lost time. Further restrictions on them to appease adults are appalling. #nomasksinclass
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The UK government has a choice between believing in vaccines and believing in quack modelling. No country with such a high % of antibodies from vaccines and prior infection should be considering any restrictions on freedom.
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Visit a Vue Cinema.
😂😂😂what bloody cinema are you going to where they sell pick and mix Molly of #UsforThemUK pick and mix isn’t even on in the supermarkets here it’s back to pre packed tubs 3 for £2, but I haven’t seen a pick and mix in the cinema for donkeys years. PS ITS AIRBOURNE 🤦🏼‍♀️