@British_Airways The NHS teams are stuck at work and can't buy toiletries. Can you send them First & Business amenities packs? A piece of paper explaining the missing pack on board would be all that is needed.

What is best in life? To crush your garlic, See meat sizzle before you, and to hear the lamentations of the vegans. 📷 - Conan the Barbeque man. @Schwarzenegger

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#isitok that I told my wife that she could do the kneeling challange because she had a bigger arse than me, and now I have to sleep on the couch?

Australian towns have run out of drinking water. #ilovetapwater

#isitokay that Taika Waititi pocketed a few stink bombs for personal use and the end of the show? :) #watchoutforpranks

#CarrieFisher : As an actress, they only want to hire about three fourths of you - so every time I played Leia, the fourth WASN'T with me!

Rowan Atkinson performed a Trump impression 36 years ago - how prescient. youtube.com/watch?v=Pot0bp5g…

#TheLastLeg isitok that, after Carrie and Alex got it on, the show is now know as "The third Leg"?

#isitok they have women's only carriages on Indian trains, but still have a men's council condem two sisters to be raped as punishment.

#joshswestcountryaccentcombinedwithhisboyishcharmandinimitablewitmakeshimtheperfectsidekick @TheLastLeg

#valentinesfails #thelastleg Working on a TV show instead of watching a hit TV show with your loved one?

#AskSuits How often do you wear a shirt before you throw it away?

Hmmm. Two Girls and Two Cups. The internet isn't like it used to be. youtube.com/watch?v=7oqsc6ah…

Baaaaaaaah!

Shine a light on government - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… via @38_degrees

My mum made great lemon meringue pie. You don't appreciate how hard that was when you were 10 #GBBOComicRelief

My mum made great lemon meringue pie. You don't appreciate how hard that was when you were 10