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Joined September 2021
2025 was a wild year ATHs, life changing opportunities, and at the same time the biggest liquidations we’ve ever seen. The wipe came at peak euphoria. Right when everyone felt invincible, net worths vanished and a lot of dreams went with them. That’s the part of the cycle no one likes to talk about, but it’s always there This market gives fast, then takes faster. It doesn’t care about narratives, timelines, or how badly you wanted it to work. If you’re still here, you’re a winner in my book. And if you manage to stick around through the next few months, when things will probably be slow, boring, and unforgiving, chances are you’ll make it the next cycle Wishing everyone a strong 2026. Finish this year close to the people you love. Start the next one hungry, focused, and ready. Don’t quit. Don’t lose the edge. Surround yourself with good people, nothing real gets built alone in this game Cheers to 2026
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It has occurred to me that people are confusing their meme coins as proxy for the trend of the crypto market. Our meme coins being down does not mean we're in a bear market. The meme coins being down is actually a combination of limited liquidity spread thin by low barrier-to-entry launches and extractive KOLs being good at extracting. Ex: a mediocre burglar but you keep your doors unlocked with zero cameras or other precautions. Too easy for people to mistake noise as signal. New wars, AI/SI, interest rates, etc. headlines every other day. The level is $78-81K, we could trade and consolidate here for a few weeks or months. Price not moving up as fast as you'd like is not bearish. Bull.
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People romanticize revolution as an idea but panic when confronted with its reality Everyone wants the outcome without the chaos, the uncertainty, or the cost In the end, most people don’t want to destroy the system. They just want a better position within it
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No leader in any industry stays on top forever. Who would have thought DEXTools would be where it is today? Maestro and Banana Gun were once the leaders and first movers. Today they’re largely irrelevant. And oh, remember Unibot? Moonshot was an early mover too. And now people say it’ll be hard to beat Fomo. Innovators will keep taking market share. They don’t need to kill the competition. The market is big enough for multiple winners.
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its over
Replying to @OwariETH
I make $25 an hour, I work 50 hours a week, I live with 3 roommates, I cook all my own food. I don't eat out, I don't go on vacation, I have a reliable beater car that's older than me. I can't save a penny.
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I don't want to hop on a "quick call". No one does. Write a message on TG, Discord, Twitter DM, an email etc.
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Soon we’ll be seeing headlines like “crypto millionaire accidentally shoots himself in the head while trying to prevent a robbery”
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Never fall for the psyop to “prove yourself” to anyone here. This isn’t directed towards the quote post, But a lot of niggaz on here care about their imaginary “online aura” so much that they’ll go to stupid depths to verify their net worth/show they “got it.” Why? Is the paranoia of knowing you could be a marked target worth the trade-off of some anon retard singing your praises saying, “Mashallah you’re the goat bro!” Or is it worth flexing / wallet doxxing your entire transaction history [that onchain sleuths can pull mad shit from] just so you “save face” vs irrelevant morons on here? The answer is ALWAYS NO. If I told you guys how easy it is to get T1 CEX KYC info, you’d all be fucking horrified. It takes one wallet doxxed tied to an off-ramp account and it’s gg. Let niggaz call you a LARP. You should be damn grateful that people think you’re poor. The vast majority of niggaz on here are money worshippers, They don’t care about YOU in the slightest, they only care about your imaginary figures and jerk off to that. We used to come on here to shitpost and troll with chart updates in between dead volatility moments. Somewhere, CT became no more than “onchain PnL” pissing contests. The morons who said, “If you don’t dox, your opinion is irrelevant” are the same people, who, unironically, are clueless about real wealth. Stay anon and just nod in agreement if niggaz try to clown your bank balance. Agree and amplify. ~ Dr. Axius.
if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was. wallet with stolen funds solscan.io/account/B3pMs331k…
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paperstrategy now has 100M PAPER staked on papertrade. that's 1.6% of all staked PAPER, and it has already earned over $377k in staking revenue. more.
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Apparently the Ledger spy implant can receive messages from the hacker too. Mine chose psychological warfare.
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papertrade launched on the 10/10 anniversary and degens went straight back to max leverage $440b of volume in under 6 hours..... $17b of it liquidated traders are down $25.7m combined $7b of open interest sitting on $123m of deposits exactly one year after the biggest liquidation day in crypto history and this is how we celebrate nobody learned anything and honestly thats bullish for hyperliquid $paper prob going to $250m when its tradable
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I don't recommend anyone scramble to move their funds to new wallets today. But we should take the risks to cryptography from AI-accelerated math seriously, and minimize our exposure to not just quantum-vulnerable cryptography, but also potentially AI-vulnerable cryptography. The core new area of risk from this viewpoint is, unfortunately, ML-DSA / FHE / lattices. (and it's also another reason, along with quantum, why ECDSA might fall even faster than expected, hence the "fresh address" recommendation) So far most people have been in the mode of thinking "elliptic curves broken, hashes safe, lattices safe". But there is a good chance that the concrete security of lattices will take serious hits from the next two years of AI math. The basic threat model is: factoring is something that naively takes 2^(n/2) time, but over decades smart people have found and optimized number field sieves, and degraded that to 2^O(n^(1/3)), which is why RSA keys and signatures need to be ~400 bytes (and not 64 bytes). What if there are skeletons in the closet like that, both for elliptic curves and lattices, that we are simply not smart enough to discover - but bots soon will be? This is a major part of the reason why for the past year ethereum's lean roadmap has been going in the "hash-only" direction: no lattices, no ML-DSA, no Falcon, no lattice-based commitments inside ZK proofs, etc. Signatures in lean ethereum are all hash-based, either WOTS or SPHINCS-. For signatures and proofs, we already know how to go hash-only. The bigger challenge is for *public-key encryption* - and this goes far beyond blockchains. Secure communication, anonymizing protocols, lots of things need public-key encryption. And unfortunately there are long-standing mathematical theorems showing why public-key encryption cannot be done with hashes alone. You have to have some kind of trapdoor object that has at least one form of usable "structure" - either group theory (incl. isogenies) or lattices or code-based or potentially in the future even more newfangled and spooky things (local mixing?). But for anything that has structure, you should assume that AI will make at least some progress in breaking that structure. Here, one reasonable inference is that if you want to make something plausibly long-term secure, multiply the key sizes by 10. To me that's a very plausible world and something not at all extreme to predict. If AI will bring us 50 years of math in 2 years, then that 50 years of math may very plausibly include a "naive factoring -> GNFS" level of improvement to our ability to break lattices. In that world, lattices will still exist, but they will have to be significantly bigger to guarantee the same level of safety. And at those new larger sizes, hash-based constructions will beat lattice-based constructions on concrete efficiency in every use case where hash-based constructions are possible at all. Theoretically, of course it's possible that hashes are broken too (eg. P = NP would imply that). But I think P = NP is very unlikely. And intuitively, it's much more likely that a mathematical object has exactly no exploitable structure (like hashes are intended to), than that a mathematical object has exactly ~3 forms of exploitable structure (for elliptic curves: associativity, Schoof, pairings) and not some secret fourth form of structure we have not yet discovered that greatly degrades its security (for elliptic curves, ECDLP and pairing security). Similar for LWE, SVP, RLWE and the zoo of lattice problems. For this reason, we do not yet see any reason to worry and start padding the byte size of hashes (if we start to worry more, we would pad the round count first before doing anything to the byte size). Concrete TLDR, my own personal views: * Hash-based > lattice-based, in those situations where hash-based is possible at all * For anything lattice-based, be much more paranoid on param sizes. Remember that blockchains are only a small portion of the cryptography story; this point goes far beyond blockchains and applies to eg. access to websites, secure messaging, Tor / VPNs ... * For privacy protocols, strongly favor NOT putting encrypted notes onchain. Instead, send them offchain through some third-party mechanism. * If it's not difficult for you, keeping your funds in addresses which have not yet been used to make a transaction is a good idea. If it's easy for you, do it. **But be careful about migrations; I personally have lost more money in botched migrations than I have lost in all hacks combined**. * For multisig wallets, doing confirmations offchain is better than onchain, because this way the signatures of signer wallets do not get exposed to the public, so if ECDSA falls to AI much faster than expected, at least the multisig "gracefully degrades" to a 1-of-1 where the 1 is whoever was gathering the signatures - a much better place to be than "anyone can take the money" firefly.social/post/x/210783…
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guy that buys 3% of the coin on his public wallet because he wants to be the goat is unaware of the fact that nobody wants to buy a coin where a faggot owns 3% of
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I think $NILF is a generational play You just gotta have patience
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Hood Summit '26: Houston we have a Labor Force problem.
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If you know anything about successful migrations you know how bullish this is. Study UWU, BOBO, PEPONS Each and everyone 1. Trickles up as migration approaches 2. Creates a massive attention event on nuke 3. Spikes up to 2-5x final migration mc on launch With this migration, it’s a net positive across the board. 1. We get rid of a jeet dev who’s been eating off our work 2. We get access to creator fees to absolutely cook with 3. We get access to potential ecosystem support (PONS and PONS whales) 4. We create a massive attention event to launchpad off of 5. We create lore for the community, build trust, and get closer My prediction is we will be like UWU to start and before we know it we’ll be the biggest meme on PONS and no one can ignore us UWU Breakdown Pic on the left: Old ca that tickled up as migration approaches - ended at 2.5m Pic on the right: New CA that sent to 10m+ on launch
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Crypto is the only industry where a guy with $300 can call a guy with $30m retarded.
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i first got into crypto so that i could trade tokenized stocks on robinhood, solana, and now ethereum buying all the same coins over and over on different chains really gets me excited about the future
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