The worlds foremost bubble bath enthusiast. I like cheap beer + hot dogs.

Melbourne ✈️ Portland
Joined August 2009
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Currently obsessed with this TikTok livestream of a karaoke bar in Ballarat. The uggs. The moves. The passion. I’m hypnotised.
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A real wholesome moment on todays flight with a passenger scrolling through photos of their cat with the flight attendant 😂. @Delta
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This is the way
does this make any sense? NO! do we love it? YES! spotted in PDX duh.
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Everyone should be limited to sending one reel to each friend per day. Make it your best.
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School did not prepare me for how much adults spend on candles 😐
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Me ordering a @MTKYColdSnacks after looking extensively at the fancy tap list.
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Being an adult is admitting you over seasoned the salad and re-washing the arugula 😬🫠
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I think I know where this is going. Finally I get to go to Olive Garden
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Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home”
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Hear me out. If you see millennials taking their boomers for dinner somewhere nice, just give the boomers a menu with no prices on it. Pls, for all our sakes. – at Melbourne, Victoria
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Whenever I need motivation I just think about Dillon Ice Skating. @picklesbaseball
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Does this make us official @Delta ? 🥰🥰🥰
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If you ever get frustrated with the internet, just go look at Mushroom Foraging Facebook Groups. That's just people enjoying some fungi hikes.
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Today I am excited to use the phrase "That's a spicy meatball" in a professional zoom call. That is all. No Questions.
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YES
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Accidentally tapping on the “For You Feed”
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The best thing about binge watching a series on Hulu(with ads) is seeing the same flight of ads 12 times an hour 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 – at Portland, OR
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There is nothing better than a morning in the forest. – at Portland, OR
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