🌞 Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. A master of karate and friendship for everyone. 🌞 TWITCH AFFILIATE 💛 Pronouns: Try/Me

The Land of Make Believe
Joined August 2020
my cat and dog just interacted for the first time without either of them getting overly excited 🥲
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yo nfs I thought this was reggie at first 💀
This is a hell of a plea to the Almighty 😭😭😭😭
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i’m sorry martin, I just didn’t want my mom to move me to minnesota
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this a real nigga
He wasn’t even overreacting 😭😭
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yeah that nigga was overly trippin 😭
My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
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seen a nigga in a denim kimono and it’s probably the cleanest shit I seen in a while
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my boss just called me on my day off to sign a bullshit memo but he must’ve forgot that i’m not salaried and I don’t work for free 🤷🏾‍♂️
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a yuzu matcha drink but we call it zoowee matcha 😃
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this stupid mf just told me that my dispensary was conducting illegal business because we do ATM transactions and not debit. I sell weed for context.
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just lie. set the time for everyone but her to 9 then tell her 8. simple.
I got a coworker who claimed she couldn't show up at 9 because she has adhd. She regularly rolled in at 10. Our boss decided that she'd give her a bone and set our core, in-office hours as 10-3. Coworker started rolling up at 11.
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my momma and my girl the most solid niggas I know. God blessed me frfr
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I asked my psych for a doctors note for a mental health day and the bitch said no. they can do that?!
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niggas already platinum’d Wolverine? lmao yeah I know that shit is extremely trash 😭
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they made this game for the smokers! you mean to tell me there’s multiple points during gameplay where I can just roll blunts while the game plays itself? 😭
The point of this segment isn’t to be difficult. It’s to be a big, chaotic spectacle sequence, and is genuinely fun if you actually play it… you know… like an actual game?
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y’all notice Re:Zero wasn’t mentioned right? niggas know not to play with Subaru top like that 😤
Frieren and fairy tail got me ngl😂
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ngl… I agree with joe here 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
Joe Budden takes some HEAT from his co-host and friend of the show Tsu Surf on how he handles his friends and RELATIONSHIPS... They said he often has NEW TOY MENTALITY and binges people often times leading to a false sense of security… Do you know people like this?
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y’all think if jay z dropped in 2026 saying he lost 92 bricks, niggas would let him slide?
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we got DYK back before GTA 6. this year has been fuckin crazy
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lemonade has been around for hundreds of years dog, you forgot?
I dare you to name a 10/10 non alcoholic drink.
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Re:Zero is on a fuckin tear! that's gotta be 5 9/10 rated episodes back to back now
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