why can't we 'class action lawsuit' him? and by 'him', I know you know who I mean

BE. LIKE. DOLLY.

y'know, it all started when that musky prick tried (and failed) to change TWITTER'S name, didn't it?

CURSE THE BRILLIANT MINDS WHO DECIDED WE NO LONGER NEED HEADPHONE INPUTS ON TVs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ad I just heard on someone's phone: "Stop wasting your time listening to music for free!" that's right - now they're shaming us for not spending money. everybody laughs at you behind your back 'n shit, you cretin you

It could all have ended with Mueller, but he pussied out and here we are

""HEY! Let's do it because we can, not because of some stupid fucking greater good!" -- BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS

like everything else in tRumpworld, TDS is projection

why does evil happen instantaneously but good takes forever?

looking back, I think the scientific community made a mistake calling it global warming instead of climate change. just a thought..

OK. I get it. Things have to get really, Really, REALLY bad before the general public wakes the fuck up. Are we there yet? Almost there??

Bonus points if someone "Anita Bryant's" Stephen Miller on camera so it can be played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

BILLIONAIRES ARE THE REAL WELFARE QUEENS

I just saw Pete 'Kegsbreath'. I like it. I will use it extensively. That is all.

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!

the haze is beginning to lift.

"CRUELTY IS THE POINT." - scotus

hey, remember 'Live & Let Live'? how times have regressed.

why all the Nickelback hate? I mean seriously WTF??

wow -- I just realized. 'American Dad' is one of the few things that can make me genuinely hard-laugh. kinda sad, I guess? maybe? idk