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@theFORMERSAGE, I thought you'd never ask!!!!!!! ;) Do you want a big purple one or a small yellow one?

Don't you have one already? You wanna rent it out for passive income?

I will collect all flowers for you, thorns and all; my hands may bleed for all I care, but you deserve the world, because you gave me one. I ████ you, darling.

Holding @theFORMERSAGE's face in his hands, looking at him with gentleness and affection. “С днем рождения тебя, мой хороший. I've got you flowers, chocolate and more, the whole deal, I hope you'll like them, but I would also like to gift you this.”

Heh, pretty cool, if I say so myself. And still three stars? Are you sure?~

Really? How do you know that?

Oh? Sure. Here in Sumeru? Shared, interesting. You don't just want a gift, you want my involvement? Hehe, hehehehe, how very sweet, comrade~

Yeah! Of course! Is that not what people do? Tell me, what would touch your lovely heart, comrade? What would make you feel the center of my universe?~

Yeah!! At least, that's how I would~ How do you court in Sumeru then? Should I slay desert beasts in your name? Collect rare flowers and insects for you as gifts? Incorporate dance into my confessions?

ノthe things he does for l̶o̶v̶e̶

I'd gut your enemies in front of you, hell, I'd gut myself for your entertainment if needed! I'd care for you while you're sick and pathetic, I'd celebrate your recovery, I'd buy you anything you want and I would even wear a fucking condom. Is that not devotion, сладкий? ;)

Insanely romantic and attractive, yeah! Don't you want a man who'd fight the rest of the world for you? Who'd claw you out of an alien beast' belly? Who'd paint a red backdrop for your green if needed? I don't have many limits, мой хороший, and you are obviously a priority ♡~

That's more like it. Now I just need the trust and respect go up to four.

I think it would be so devoted of me, no?~

Oh, comrade; aren't you beautiful like that... I was thinking more in terms you write the list of all the people you dislike and I bring you their heads, мой хороший ♡

ノyeah~~~~~

Because I'm thinking of something really nice right now, of course. It involves you and me~ And lots of devotion~