@chanson18

Dairy farm raised. Iowa State Alum. Ag Finance. Thoughts are obviously my own.

 SE MN
Joined February 2011
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Maybe the best compliment I've ever received.
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Feels a lot like a “get out of jail free” card.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano21 Jun 2023
Chelsea have verbally agreed with Saudi clubs on three deals as revealed today… ◉ Koulibaly to Al Hilal; ◉ Ziyech to Al Nassr; ◉ Mendy to Al Ahli. Understand meetings will take place in London in the next 24/48h to check the contracts. Hudson-Odoi, now also discussed.
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Finally, a job I am qualified for.
M. Molly Backes@mollybackes7 Jun 2023
🚨 UW-MADISON IS HIRING PROFESSIONAL CHEESE EATERS 🚨
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He’s wrong. But hey, maybe a few less private jet trips would help out. 🤷‍♂️ Source: epa.gov/ghgemissions/sources…
Tracy Shuchart (𝒞𝒽𝒾 )
@chigrl21 May 2023
John Kerry targets agriculture as part of climate crusade foxnews.com/politics/john-ke…
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“I JUST HAD RUMMMMMM” - @mebreider after having her first rum and diet in 9 months.
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So pretty much every bike they've ever sold?
Front Office Sports
@FOS11 May 2023
Peloton is recalling 2.16 MILLION exercise bikes because of seat posts that can unexpectedly break and injure the rider.
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Hey @jimmyjohns I wouldn't call sitting in the drive through for 15 minutes "Freaky Fast".
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and you shorted us a brownie. Great service @jimmyjohns
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Or just stick with flowers and a card if you’d like to remain in the will.
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Front Office Sports
@FOS1 May 2023
The Big 12 is exploring basketball and football games in Mexico, per @HoustonChron. Officials are targeting a 2024-2025 game in Monterrey's Estadio BBVA — nicknamed "The Steel Giant."
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Anyone else giggle when they mention Space Force in the military line up? No? Just me? Ok.
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Why wasn't I told about this at career day
Black 🏳️‍⚧️ Site@UnseenOps26 Apr 2023
Next to the US Forest Service Artilleryman, the US Fish and Wildlife Airboat Flamethrower looks like the next best time outdoors.
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Someone wanna let the mayor know the only cows in NYC are in the Central Park Zoo?
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness18 Apr 2023
NYC Mayor Eric Adams declares war on meat and dairy:
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The home teams all won.
Josh Pate
@JoshPateCFB16 Apr 2023
Your biggest spring game takeaway was ____
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LifeWallet has become the company synonymous with NIL thanks to Miami and John Ruiz. The company projected $992 million in revenue in 2022. Revenue in the first nine months of 2022? $3.9 million. actionnetwork.com/ncaab/the-…

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We’ve officially overcorrected
Message Board Geniuses
@BoardGeniuses29 Mar 2023
#IowaState fan wants Kim Mulkey now! #openthecheckbook #FireEverybody
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I did not tell my pregnant wife to sleep in another bed. I merely suggested if she’s gonna end up in a different one, maybe just start there?
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“You never know, tonight may be the night I actually make it all night in the bed.” I’ll put odds of that happening at +500.
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Does my wife not letting me name our dog Taco count?
Murph & Andy
@Murph_Andy23 Mar 2023
It's National Puppy Day! Have you ever known a dog or pet with a strange name? Tag with #dognames
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Miami spent $1M plus on their roster and only beat Drake by 7. They should be embarrassed.
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