no

woah

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

im back!!!!

i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget

i look good today haha april fools

$1.49 for 10 pc chicken nuggets and $1.99 gas, what a time to be alive

weekends last like 3 minutes

teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*

down to take 94 naps in a row with you

do you ever feel like a soggy piece of bread

so tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

rt if you see blue and black fav if you're color blind

use the promo code "NETFLIX" to get 50% off your grades

just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again next Monday

relationships goals

you're as relevant as the letter "K" in knife

i can send a text at 12:04 and be sleep by 12:05

ugly today ugly tomorrow ugly forever