@chancerandom

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Joined April 2009
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SPIN CYCLE RIGHT MEOW
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I hate when ppl ask me do I need water who TF doesn’t need water just go get the water
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I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO SIT ON THIS WEBSITE AND EXPLAIN TO STUPID PEOPLE WHY KA IS THE BEST, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THATS YOUR BAD
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It is for 2 monsters, or 3 who have just smoked weed, or 5 normal human beings.
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Blake Anthony & goldenbeets - Planet Bazaar EP Release: 26 Jul 2024 Featuring: @AJSUEDE , BVMMER, @SwanksLifestyle Art: @_DOBLEON Mixed: @SamMerner Distributed: @kennyfresh Tracks 1 & 3 co-prod: @chancerandom Playstation 6 single on streaming tonight @ 9pm.
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When they say jump I watch How High
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*New Single July 5th* Blake Anthony & goldenbeets - “Nebula Flux” Featuring: @SwanksLifestyle & BVMMER Mixed & Mastered: @SamMerner Co-Prod: @chancerandom
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Shout out to my friends that let me take a shit at they house
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Yoh@Yoh3124 Mar 2024
Still waiting for DOOM to pop up and tell us it was all a hoax
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uh huh
Digger Goochwell
@bobgoochman26 Feb 2024
denis villeneuve adapting the most unadaptable book ever written
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@dril16 Aug 2023
next time you leave me a hater comment.. picture yourself nude in the jungle with nothing but your dog shit opinions. will you live, or Die?
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I figured out I can extend my life indefinitely if I just keep having midlife crises
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I love to eat a sandwich on an uncut baguette. Delicious little clarinet.
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Nothing’s funnier than a comedian who’s bombing
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What moron called them baby clothes and not post-natal drip
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Raps that make very little literal sense but are understood vibrationally are the greatest achievements in the humanities.
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Y’all ever been, “Tired Of This Shit “ ?
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Alaska's News Source@AKNewsNow7 Apr 2023
“There’s a moose in our hospital, guys.” alaskasnewssource.com/2023/0…

‘What’s the code for this?’ Moose wanders into Providence hospital lobby in Anchorage

A moose wandered into a Providence hospital lobby in Anchorage on Thursday.

alaskasnewssource.com
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Do you think people named Frank get tired of being the paragon for honesty?
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I think it would be really cool if sandwiches grew from trees and hung down like bananas so you could just pick a sandwich and eat it
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