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All I’m saying is that fighting a T-Ball team at Waffle House ain’t a crime. It’s not a real sport and their Dads are the ones commuting a crime allowing the kids to play.
You want to know why Eli Withers has a broken jaw? Cuz I fought him stealing candy from 3rd graders again.
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My 40yr old Grammas role model
Tonya Harding is making a comeback to figure skating.
"I just can’t walk away from it," she tells @KOINNews
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Rest in peace Star Wars legend Patrick Stewart. #PatrickStewart #RIP
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Can’t wait for this game to be over. I’ve got waterbeds to repo #WorldSeries
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Best defense argument ever. @BradWCAttorney
Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo from Las Vegas Strip says he drank up to 40 beers before pulling off heist trib.al/mXdhbnw
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