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Joined April 2019
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All I’m saying is that fighting a T-Ball team at Waffle House ain’t a crime. It’s not a real sport and their Dads are the ones commuting a crime allowing the kids to play.
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Bukele had me give a preflight speech to his troops today.
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I want this cat
A cat comes face to face with a coyote and refuses to back down
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If you wear a I Voted sticker to the Orchid Bowl I will punch you.
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You want to know why Eli Withers has a broken jaw? Cuz I fought him stealing candy from 3rd graders again.
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My 40yr old Grammas role model
Tonya Harding is making a comeback to figure skating. "I just can’t walk away from it," she tells @KOINNews koin.com/news/vancouver/cant…
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Rest in peace Star Wars legend Patrick Stewart. #PatrickStewart #RIP
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Do it at the Orchid Bowl. My 40 year old gramma will hold court and I’ll handle security.
BREAKING: Putin invites Zelenskyy to Moscow for direct peace talks, with the Kremlin promising “all necessary conditions will be ensured, including in terms of security.”
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Everybody shut up! Conair is on tv!
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Can’t wait for this game to be over. I’ve got waterbeds to repo #WorldSeries
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Dumb lady. Bon Jovi only has eyes for my 40yr old gramma.
JUST IN: Woman who believed she was dating Jon Bon Jovi for 10 months discovers she was being scammed out of $10,000 by an impersonator traced to Nigeria.
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Bout time
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib on October 27. It will only be available in select cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Philadelphia and Dallas.
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Doing Oklahoma drills in Paris. This town is the best workout I’ve ever had!!
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Best defense argument ever. @BradWCAttorney
Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo from Las Vegas Strip says he drank up to 40 beers before pulling off heist trib.al/mXdhbnw
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That ref was paid by Phil Knight #Oregon
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The Mormon god is happy
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I’m burning down this town. Bail will be denied.
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Texas is French for frauds.
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Ain’t shit in the weight room too
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Majority of California students cannot read or do math at grade level, new test scores reveal.
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