@chadsmith

Not a drummer. [email protected]

 Wichita, KS / Chicago, IL
Joined May 2007
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Do I know anyone in Denver who would be interested in being a guest judge of a company hackathon? It will be a fun one! ⭐🤳🚢 – at Chicago, IL
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Millennials could easily solve the data center problem by sending in the stacks of blank CDs and DVDs we know are still sitting in our parents' basements.
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"This is fine meme but with weather balloons" @midjourney:
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The boomers on my neighborhood HOA are against solar panels, but decided to do a survey to determine if they should be allowed. Fortunately the survey doesn't have any sort of security. Please vote. 🌞 surveymonkey.com/r/GBTVKSH
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On holiday in a new city, so I did what any Twitter nerd would do and hit up someone I follow from the area. It was a pleasure finally meeting you @BeauGiles! 🍻 – at Sydney, New South Wales
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Me: *opens social media* Social media: SPORTS BETTING IS NOW LE- Me: *closes social media*
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Me: *goes to mailbox* Mail: -GAL IN KANSAS, HERE'S $5 Me: *sets mail on fire*
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Elon Musk can spawn over 200 offspring and each of them will become billionaires. Jeff Bezos, 140. If that's not reason enough to tax the rich, then nothing is.
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Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US
Fanny@fannyflores_1112 May 2022
Why does calling in sick feel like a crime 😂😭
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Did what any good husband would do and gave my wife the #1 thing she wanted for Valentine's Day. Taco Pizza from @GodfathersPizza 🥰🌮🍕
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‼️Indigenous folks in tech in KS‼️please reach out to me! I need help on a proposed project. #ksleg #NativeTwitter
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Has anyone checked on any boomers watching this? Are they ok?
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Dre gets to do every half time show from now on. 🔥
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Well done, whoever made this.
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Earthquake tweet
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Going to have to talk to my doctor about blood pressure medicine after this #BUFvsKC game. 😅 (@AtlasMD
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Here are some random colorful squares. #bandwagon 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬛🟦 ⬜🟨⬜⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟨⬜🟩
Is Wordle a new Pokemon or did I miss something?
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Chad Smith retweeted
the hype@TheHyyyype9 Jan 2022
there's a serial killer terrorizing the city but he only murders old people and sick people so we don't need to worry or try to stop him
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Replying to @mh_walsh
@mh_walsh @hisaac Are either of you still in engineering at @Target? If so, can you you point me to someone who can help unblock my account? It seems you are blocking all emails to my domain name (nospam.me)
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Holy account recovery bots. Sorry for the spam mentions. FWIW, I can access my account, but all my orders are getting cancelled due to Target.com thinking my email is invalid. Email change also doesn't work since it won't send me verification emails. (cc @AskTarget)
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