A Sweary Melancholic Misanthrope. "There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke”

Staffordshire. FWIW.
Joined January 2007
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Please tell me it’s Halo Jones.
This September we're launching a new series in the weekly 2000 AD... starring a returning character who hasn't been seen in the Prog in nearly forty years! Who will it be?
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I would rather do this on Bluesky but as @WeHaveWaysPod aren’t there. I’m going to have to do it here. Actually no. Fuck them. I’m watching ‘A bridge too far’ and going to do it on Bluesky.
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This one is an absolute fucking doozy. I believe all religions are bullshit. Here we go. This is the big question. How do you feel about Mormons?
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Gunfights, fisticuffs and car chases. What’s not to like. When I scroll through my streaming services and see Mr Statham is in a film. Yeah. That works for me.
Which actor always makes the movie they’re in better?
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The other two should wear balaclavas as well. They have shit haircuts.
The reason he wears the balaclava is because he’s in his late thirties, I think he was their geography teacher or something similar, he wears the balaclava because his dad dancing and swearing are just mortifyingly embarrassing when you know the truth …and no, you cannot unsee
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So. #633Squadron. The training is in Scotland. In rugged mountainous country to simulate the terrain of Norway where the mission will be. Around 51 minutes in & the hero is fishing on a willow lined river with the heroine. It doesn’t look like Scotland to me. 🤔
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#633Squadron There is a #Singh as a pilot. I never noticed this watching it as a kid. I knew the commonwealth dominions & empire were all involved to beat the Nazis. Bravo 1960s film makers.
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Because of @WeHaveWaysPod I am watching. ‘633 Squadron’ I am going to revisit all the classic war movies I watched with my dad as a kid. (Even a bridge too far 😀) Then I shall start on the westerns. The music was always fucking epic until Star Wars. I am now rewinding the film…
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….ro watch the Mosquitoes flying in again. Yes. I know I’ll see them flying later on in the film. But. You know. Epic aircraft & my dad worked for de Haviland and I was born within the sound of Hawarden aerodrome.
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RIGHT! I work in manufacturing & wear Bluetooth Ear defenders for around 7 hours a day. For the last… not sure how many months I have binged @WeHaveWaysPod everyday (except when I have to catch up with #TheArchers or listen to @EmpirePodUK ) I’m on episode 300 & something.
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Friend’s brother is trying to tell me how shit the #ShermanTank is compared to German tanks. I am trying to have an argument/discussion with him. But friend has made us shut up about talking about tanks. After immersing my self in @WeHaveWaysPod for that long…
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I am confident I can destroy his argument about German Second World War tanks. Thanks for making me knowledgeable about this shit @James1940 & @almurray 😂🤣
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Six million quid house? In low lying Norfolk? In 2025? With this worldwide bunch of cunts that don’t care about global warming in power? It doesn’t look like it’s on stilts. Even as someone who I likes a flutter. This is a prize I’d pass on.
💕Get ready to fall in love with this £6M Coastal House in Norfolk. Tennis court, pool & wraparound balcony with stunning views. Enter now!

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See! I’m right! The meal in the middle of the day is called dinner!
School dinners ‘Going to School’, 1959 Artist: Harry Wingfield
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Absolutely stunning picture that got me to thinking. Why is his camouflage the wrong way round? Surely his underside should be blue & topside be earth tones. Like WWII aircraft. Are these smaller birds of prey predated by bigger birds when hunting?
He's a stunner give me a retweet if you thinks he's a beaut, Male Sparrowhawk Scotland.
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Abso-fucking-loutely glorious!
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Happy New Year you muddy Funsters. Hope 2025 is ace for one and all. The village bells are ringing.
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Chance of a free thing.
COMPETITION TIME! Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box. I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm. My little shop: infinitebacon.com
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If I’ve learned anything this Christmas, it’s that the instruction “Peel here” is absolute bollocks.
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