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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻. 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿, 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆, 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 h͟i͟m͟ . ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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well i don’t intend to get that close to you, so i think i’ll be okay.
I HOPE YOU GET THEM.
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I DONT HAVE CRABS
I HOPE YA DIE FROM IT.
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tell ya sister to check herself
I always knew ya were diseased.
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yeah, i’m crabby, and you wanna know why? because i have crabs. that’s right, i thought it’d be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. turns out in spanish that means ‘the crabs’. i spent $700 for the crabs! so the next time you think to
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yourself, “‘hey i’ll have sex with a woman whose name that in that language means the crabs’”, maybe you’ll open up your traveller’s dictionary. but hey, now you know.
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if you’re wantin’ somethin’ crispy, choose the sprite.
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my brother got engaged and now i’m going to have a breakdown.
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Marlboro Red would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
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an’ that’s how ‘ah manage t’ get mickey t’drink with me , everyone.
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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 , 𝙮𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙙 ! ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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“leave it.”
huffing, rolling her eyes. "i'm not doing anything."
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what is she— he’s moving his hand away. “babe stop.”
waiting a moment, just looking at him. hoping to catch him off guard, lunging forward as she tries to grab his hand.
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walks over, furrows his brows and stands infront of her.
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