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𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻. 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿,
𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆, 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱
𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 h͟i͟m͟ . ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
yeah, i’m crabby, and you wanna know why? because i have crabs. that’s right, i thought it’d be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. turns out in spanish that means ‘the crabs’. i spent $700 for the crabs! so the next time you think to
an’ that’s how ‘ah manage
t’ get mickey t’drink with
me , everyone.
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