Straightening the curves, flattening the hills. Someday the mountain might get me, but the law never will.

Los Angeles, CA USA
Joined January 2010
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This special edition of Fahrenheit 451 can only be read when it's heated gizmo.do/FKUWXEM
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UPDATE: @MattRussellTri's wife Gillian has shared this statement on Matt's condition with us:
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Having piles of notes for a yet-written story is like holding in a sneeze: It might get messy, but you'll feel so much better once it's out
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Incredible in both the scope of reporting and in the power of the final product: cincinnati.com/pages/interac… @Enquirer
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Guy Alone at Show Physically Unable to Uncross Arms: cos.lv/ZGRb30eBDdm (via @REALpunknews)
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A search query in Amazon for "bike resistance trainer accessories" came up with this.
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They're nazis & fucking idiots. The tiki torches make it look like they're protesting Karen's decision to include cilantro in the guacamole.
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Freelance Achievement Stickers newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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AP style is draft beer, not draught beer. Have a good weekend.
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For all that we complain about the subway, it's sometimes awesome.
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Read this as "Pokemon" and wondered why a data breach would be so detrimental to Pikachu. IBM clickbait fake news.
Note to Outdoor Retailer attendees: Wearing your badge at 9pm at a bar is a fineable offense. You will be ticketed.
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"Why are so many people using their flash?" you wonder, during a thunderstorm, when you've lived in LA for far too long.
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Well, I think we have this month's Internet winner: motherboard.vice.com/en_us/a…
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"Miles Are Coming"-Running meets sci-fi fandom in this awesome Game of Thrones race calendar (via @RunCompetitor): running.competitor.com/2017/…
"The pizza cake is your only social leveller (sic)." As true then as it is now. xitter.cf/roadskingdoms/status/8…
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