MCT | IDERA ACE 2020 | MCSE: Data Platform | MCSE: Data Management and Analytics 'My work is a game, a very serious game.' - M. C. Escher

Spring Hill, TN (Nashville)
Joined May 2010
In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy. She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid. The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%. She handed out the checks herself. In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college. When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months. You've probably heard that part. Here's the part you haven't: The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top. Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave. She built her county an entire hospital. She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it. In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees. Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal. In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release. And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it. She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway. She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did. Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸
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I love how @GetSpectrum sends me a notification saying "You now have fiber internet at no extra cost", and then the following month my bill has an extra $20 charge for " Internet Gig" I didn't ask for it, or sign up for it, but somehow Spectrum gave me a "free" $20/month upgrade
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I opened up @claudeai this morning for the first time this week, asked 1 question and was told I'd hit my limit and had to wait 5 hours to try again. So I pasted my question into @GeminiApp and kept on working. Claude was right...I have hit my limit.
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You cannot protect your children from the world, but you can prepare them for it.
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Your past isn’t chasing you. You just keep turning around to look at it.
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Watching that HBO or Netflix series because you "like the story" is no different than your dad getting Playboy because he "liked the articles". It's porn, and you know it. You're just trying to justify watching it.
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False prophets do not speak against God or promote other gods in an effort to turn you away from Christianity. False prophets dilute, omit, or distort the gospel to keep from hurting peoples feelings and to make everyone feel good about themselves instead of seeking redemption.
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#sqlhelp in an Azure Hyperscale DB, is there a built in alert to notify of DB growth events? I need to know when/how often Hyperscale actually grows the DB, not the % of free space available. Thought it might be "Data Storage Size" but that doesn't seem to have what I need.
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Becoming a great father involves intentional actions, deep connection, and consistent effort. Here are ten key things a man should focus on to become a better father: 🧵 👇 #parenting #fatherhood
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I first saw this quote when I was a young teenager, on the back of the business card of my Boy Scouts leader. He was one of the most well respected men I have ever known, and absolutely made a positive impact on many young men during that time.
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Just heard this on a call: "Entity Framework is like a family reunion, where it invites everyone whether they need to be there or not. Like my weird Uncle Larry that's not really my uncle but shows up anyway." #sqlserver #entityframework
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I'm just going to come right out and say it, because there are confused people in this world that need clarity. BBQ is something that you eat. It is not something that you do, or an event that you go to. It is a food. Any other use of the word is wrong.
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TIL today: Adding a new teen driver to your insurance will practically double your rates, and @progressive does not offer any discounts for completing a certified driver training course. Time to do some insurance shopping.
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