Rob_ retweeted
Replying to @Pumpfun
Basic translation "our model of extracting from the community and rewarding the scammers is no longer a viable option due to $stonk exposing our model. So now we will copy the exact formula that made $stonk successful, so please come back to our Jew platform so we can continue to take your money and never give you an airdrop."
Rob_ retweeted
BREAKING: @tradexyz INTRODUCES "EVENTS"
"WITH EVENTS, WE’RE ADVANCING OUR VISION OF HYPERLIQUID AS THE UNIVERSAL EXCHANGE—A SINGLE, COMPOSABLE SYSTEM FOR TRADING FINANCIAL ASSETS AND REAL-WORLD OUTCOMES"
"EVENTS WILL SPAN SPORTS, POLITICS, ECONOMICS, AND FINANCIAL MARKETS, WITH AN EXPANDING RANGE OF CATEGORIES AND CONTRACT FORMATS"
axiom is the only terminal i need now
nitter.cf/AxiomExchange/status/2…
Rob_ retweeted
Google employees were trading a virtual currency called Goobles in 2005, more than 3 years before the Bitcoin whitepaper.
this is documented by Google itself. page 2, footnote 3:
static.googleusercontent.com…
Goobles powered Prophit, Google’s internal prediction market. employees used it to trade on questions like:
how many users will Gmail have?
will a product launch on time?
will Google open a new office?
they even built trading bots that sometimes acted as market makers.
at the first quarterly results, Google’s new hires arrived wearing colourful propeller beanies while the team presented the market beside Larry Page.
asteriskmag.com/issues/08/th…
two decades later, Goobles is finally onchain through Robinhood.
buy $GOOBLES. receive $GOOGL in rewards.
Rob_ retweeted
Google employees traded with a virtual currency called Goobles in 2005, before Bitcoin ever existed.
Documented in a research paper hosted by Google itself—page 2, footnote 3:
static.googleusercontent.com…
Inside Google’s prediction market, Prophit, employees used Goobles to trade on questions like:
• How many users would Gmail have?
• Would a product launch on time?
• Would Google open a new office?
An account of Prophit’s early days describes Google’s new hires arriving at a July 2005 company meeting wearing colourful propeller beanies, where the team presented the prediction market’s first-quarter results:
asteriskmag.com/issues/08/th…
Thanks to @RobinhoodCrypto, you can now buy $Goobles on chain and get paid in $GOOGL
Rob_ retweeted
A WIF whale just bought $20.7K of $Jimothy at $6.34M MC 🐳
Rob_ retweeted
I just realized if you read the ca of $Jimothy like you are retarded or have autism (I'm both) it says "Great Pump"
Bidded the short spined racoon at $6.3m
@Jimothyworld