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Joined July 2024
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Doing a tech course in a Kenyan university only to graduate and realize you still have to teach yourself the actual skills needed in the industry is crazy
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MYAHUDI@Mrr_Mawada2h
Kuna dem flani ameniita ameniitia away match Niko kutu lakini siezi Enda
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notyboi 🦁🦁
@JMic5771h
Ushawahi patwa na main ukidelit message za side chick
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painkiller 💀@thombrider2544h
Mwanaume unajua vizuri wewe sio handsome na huna plans za kutafta pesa 😂💀
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Ne lly.😋@NNeyrl1h
To us who treat fuliza as normal mpesa balance cheers
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travis@backupyatravis3h
Kuna bois aliamua kurudisha wife yake kwao lakini he didn't want her to know the trick so wakaplan venye wataenda ushago hii time ya holidays. After kufika bois aliambia wife acha nirudi hapo kwa town ninunue fegi na hivo ndio alienda akiendaga wife kumpigia kumuuliza...
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Githinji@iamgithinj_i4h
"naona mgeni miongoni mwetu" na hivo ndo kanisa ilinipoteza😂
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Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪@cohen_baron22h
Millennials walikua wanaenda locals wanalewa alafu wanarudi wakijiongelesha
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19:84 Times@friendsofojay3h
The offenses of lust are gravier than that of anger. —Theophrastus
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virusi mzuri🦠
@virusiUtd2h
Yaani hata sikumbuki last kurombosewa ni lini, eeeii! Wantam!
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travis@backupyatravis2h
Almost kila msee kuna time alikuwa simp or amewahi ona dust mi nakumbuka my ex girlfriend caro angepiga simu anasema please sing for me na mimi naimba mazee kwanza zile love songs za otile brown 😂
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@Kamau2665h
Wameru wanakuanga na some small shops tucked in tiny spaces that sells energy drinks,muguka,sweets and are opened 24/7!
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T-BAG🇰🇪
@tbagcity2h
Some people just have good luck at getting girls. I have this one mf whenever he approaches a girl he will surely crack. I am praying that blessing finds me soon.
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MYAHUDI@Mrr_Mawada3h
Ati millenials walikua wanaita ugali "Sembe"
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Son of an Architect
@pending_TG3h
Millennial ni mtu ataenda kwa duka anunue credit card na alipe na simu. Watu bladghasia sana hao 😂
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Millenials walikuwa wanaekelea mtoto karatasi wet kwa forehead ndo hiccups ziishe😹
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Làvii ⚽️
@cluvern163h
ion need much, jus a foursome with hoes & a buffet
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Mimi Sijui
@M_Sijui5922727h
Nimechoka kama ikus ya Warui.
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Kestin@keskanana3h
Hii generation ya kupanda matatu na earpods alafu unapitishwa stage yako ilitoka wapi manzee siko sawa
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Tumezoza kwa mneti@fellah_22h
Masaa ni ya the Employed kupiga viatu Rangi na kuset alarm with heavy heart 😂
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𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇 🛸@Mkuruweng_2h
Design koroga imenivunja mabega kwa site wale wa "Shoulder to lean on" haitaweza 😭😭😂
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