Oh you know, just livin the dream (I’m completely dead inside)

Joined November 2014
Watching Watching Red Sox on Patriots on Wednesday Sunday
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investigate the red sox for cheating during that stretch this summer and put all punishments on the table @MLB @FBI @MLBPA @cia @robmanfred
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I hope the lock out goes until 2034
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Uncle Cracker retweeted
kind of hilarious that the White Sox did this and ended up winning a playoff series before the Red Sox
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FIRE ME UP IT’S GO TIME IN THE BRONX
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Showing the bartenders my drinking highlights to try and get free beers
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Uncle Cracker retweeted
𝟏𝟔𝟒 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 🛣️ Narrated by Stryker Sulak
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How did the @nfl not realize this when scheduling a game in australia. how tf do i watch this
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is there anyone in australia who already went to the game and can give me the outcome
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Someone high five that guy in the red scarf in australia for me!
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THE DREAM REMAINS. @NFL | @TheBostonPops
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I feel like having the cloak of invisibility is sweet until you forget where you put it
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FAWK MAN ACTUAL AURA FROM UNC 😭😭😭
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Trevor Story has struck out in all three at-bats for the WooSox tonight.
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THAT’S JUST WHAT THE SOX FUCKIN DO
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Game of the year.
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Yo @Rally_House wtf is up with your sizing. Been a Mizzou fan may whole life, Mizzou-Rah, and just tried to get some swag before the season. The hoodie is 2xl (i’m not fat just husky) and the pants are an xl and they’re pulled up to my damn nipples. Help!
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the boys are bangin!!!
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What it's like watching the Red Sox right now:
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Yankees did nothing beyond what’s been reported
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