@celfstone

PARODY I AM NOT TISCH’s BITCH (nor am I the mayor)

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DSA is OUT. NYPD is IN
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I’ve been told the officers really appreciate this as a reward for their hard work brutalizing protestors and collaborating with ICE
horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 16
it’s rake your hogs friday for all who celebrate
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I also got a little hot for her this week. Move over Mira Nair. Zohran has a new mommy 🥵🥵🥵
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_SommerfeldtOct 16
“Things got a little hot for me this week...Anyone hiring?" NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch jokes at the Al Smith dinner, referring to Mamdani allies calling on him to fire her. Mamdani is sitting on the dais a few seats away from Tisch.
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If you read the comments you find out that this person wipes from back to front after they pee, which is almost certainly causing the infection
ForgetMeNotFairy
@FairyForgetOct 15
These surgeons are evil , this man is stuck with an E. Coli infected hole
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Yeah he’s such a badass
🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror@BillTheKid1603Oct 13
If the satire makes him a total badass who achieves everything he wanted in his dying breathe it failed
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The people who got Mamdani to be the nominee are “unhinged online leftists”
Lou Anon
@LouAnonAnonOct 13
Ignoring the unhinged online leftists—great instincts
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The median voter
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ZOHRAN IS THE SECOND MAYOR SINCE 1901 TO NOT REPLACE THE NYPD COMMISSIONER ON DAY ONE THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WAS 1945
dr diggler cbt 🍉🍷@mindlinggOct 10
people want zohran mamdani, a first term mayor, to overthrow the defacto leader of the world's seventh largest military (jessica tisch, the NYPD)
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Yes if the US collapses i would prefer to live on a port near a hospital in the richest city in the country and not in a bunker in the country
Rock Solid
@ShitpostRockOct 9
Why are they all like this?
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Calling someone in the streets a “keyboard warrior” in a tweet is fuckin hilarious
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What you’re describing is the carceral infrastructure of the Sex Offender Registry. That’s not restorative nor is it justice, it’s carceral
Alicent "Incredibly Closeted" Hightower 🏳️‍🌈@alicents_lawyerOct 4
Replying to @alicents_lawyer
If you're talking about "social repercussions" in conversation about restorative justice, you've already lost the plot. Every person is entitled to their feelings about someone's actions. Criminal or not. Always.
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What about women who think this
Sofi 🐦‍⬛🔻🌺@resinthunderOct 3
men who think rapists can be rehabilitated cannot be trusted. they are telling on themselves
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zei squirrel is a bigot
@ZRhazesOct 3
this is how she feels about her fellow "comrades"
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Okay but if you’re a right wing rapist you clearly aren’t reformed
vex cw: i cant tweet anymore@xtherialOct 2
Leftists when the rapist is Right Wing: He should be punished for his actions. Left Wing: Twitter users never allow for nuance anymore. Matter of fact, we should've never found out about this so I can continue to support him mindlessly.
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Colorblind Woke Lynch Mobs
atlas ₊ ⊹@supesbutchOct 3
im not against the people/civilians killing evil and vile people, im against the government and legal system from having that power
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Yeah reformed rapists shouldnt have platforms because we need to save that for unreformed unrepentant rapists
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I think it’s good for people who have done harm to be community educators
ScratchedWinter@ScratchedWinterOct 2
I mean he's spent years being part of the 'good boy' network, building his brand, doing collabs, dispensing wisdom and discussing ethics etc.. it's insulting to expect he can keep doing that. Guy does lectures in his public library, sees himself as a community educator.
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Y’all are acting like that Haim girl in The Drama
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Zohran “Tisch’s Bitch” Mamdani retweeted
Lauren Wilford
@lauren_wilfordOct 1
trying to read Dune Messiah before the movie Chapter 1: the anchor character is named “Scytale, the Tleilaxu Face Dancer.” Other key character is introduced as “swimming in orange gas.” They discuss “the Qizarate” and “gholas.” People speak using “the mirabhasa placative mode”
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Yesterday I watched an interview with Sylvester Stallone where he described being incarcerated in a psych hospital as a teen. He talked about how they brought him into the ward for “lifers” as a punishment. These institutions should not exist
the autistic daughter of pickles aplenty@notkimberlynoOct 1
i disagree with so many of you about christa pike lol. she should be locked up forever as she’s a danger to others but she shouldn’t be killed. also yall are downplaying her childhood like crazy. she was sexually assaulted and neglected since she was a toddler.
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