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Joined August 2009
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Me + my top 4 of 2025 🖤
me + my 2025 top 4 🕊️
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Woke 3 is off to an incredible start
LONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.
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Instagram will never reach peak humor the way Twitter does every time something historic happens
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In woke 3.0 if you don’t call Sam Wilson Captain America, we skin you alive
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notice how when Republicans lose power we immediately get good things?
First trailer for the new ‘Peanuts’ special ‘12 DAYS OF SNOOPY’. The special follows Snoopy as he discovers that he is on Santa’s naughty list. He sets out to prove he is a good beagle with just 12 days until Christmas. Releasing November 13 on Apple TV.
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You all owe Alex Garland an apology
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Y’ALL THEY TRIED TO KILL ME I WAS LOCKED OUT OF TWITTER FOR A FULL DAY BECAUSE OF THIS TWEET 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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woke is back indicator
‘A Goofy Movie’ will air on Disney Channel for the first time since 2010 on November 25th at 6:30 PM EST. (Source: @DisneyBeat101)
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NICE WORK COLORADO
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED
It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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this being a democratic anthem now
Ella Langley’s ‘Choosin’ Texas’ returns to #1 on US Spotify with 5,000,762 streams following Election Day.
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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Joe Biden deciding to run again in 2024 and doom 2024, knowing it was the only path to a blue Texas
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No but imagine dying at your birthday party surrounded by people who are celebrating you omg that's actually beautiful
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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siempre lo he dicho y siempre lo diré El impacto político que despierta THG en los jóvenes es digno de estudio. It was never just a movie
New ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ broadcast just aired on CNN during U.S. Election Night coverage. 🎥: KevOutKevin
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I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
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