@celestialcyst

anti-fascist⛓️anti-capitalist⛓️anti-theist//no gods, no masters, no idols, no role models

 Indiana, USA
Joined February 2023
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I actually think we should have 2-3 hour break in the middle of the day so I can have a nap and see my cats
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverSep 28
🚨 Minnesota passes bill requiring lunch breaks for workers. 64 Republicans voted no.
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My solution for the Israeli/Palestine conflict is that we should give all the land back to Palestinians and establish a new Jewish state in Utah
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“¡Bienvenidos a mí culo!”
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im gonna trade this life for gay sex and fame ill even fuck my ass and change my name cause we all just wanna be gay porn stars and live in gay sex houses drivin gay sex cars the dudes cum easy and the drugs come cheap we'll all stay skinny only cum we'll eat
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evil sam@lacroixupdatesSep 20
He’s so mad he cant go to the Devo show tonight
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Humans are great at pattern recognition but notoriously horrible at determining whether those patterns reflect reality or coincidence
Faust@FaustinaianSep 20
Theres not a single racist I know that was raised to be racist We all got this shit from basic pattern recognition
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Fiona@FionaSmallSep 20
miss missouri@izzitrinSep 19
it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept
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tanya@Tanya_SabrinaaaSep 18
me: there's two wolves inside of me kash patel: you're hired
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Frank Austin@Tocomples316Sep 15
Me interesa contratarlos para un niño de 408 meses
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Unemployed but had to cop
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MC Squared@mcsquared34Sep 11
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i don't really understand Apple's sales tactics here like who is going to buy this new iPhone? leftists won't buy the phone because of israeli chips and republicans won't want it because the model is 18 now so i just don't understand who the target audience is?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 9
The iPhone 18 Pro will release on September 18. Price starts from $1199.
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This are the demons that haunt me when I take too many Benadryl
Liz Benichou
@basedinmalibuSep 11
Islams biggest nightmare @LauraLoomer
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Nothing in recent history has had me literally screaming at the tv like Godzilla powering up to blast
xchahooliex@celestialcystJun 5
Cinema died after “Godzilla: King of the Monsters”
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JT@JTNevaLostJul 6
I live in the 14th largest city in the United States and I can't buy a 9 volt battery at 11:30pm. This country sucks.
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He walked so the Rizzler could run.
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Building a creature like Frankensteins monster and it’s 4 parts John Brown, 2 parts Marvin Heemeyer, and 1 part Chris Dorner
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