@celeglance

PhD // cancer researcher // fully vaccinated // 30 // 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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Joined December 2016
Pinning this so when I block people and they look at my profile this is the first thing they see ❤️
I like blocking people bc it lowkey feels like killing them
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Replying to @PopBase
So he's bi den?
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Trending is so awful these days it doesn't even have Dolly's name anywhere
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If you use AI for food advertisements I'm convinced that you serve maggots and grubs, because that's what this looks like
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
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Seattle officially confirmed as Roku City!
guys @Roku just added jimothy to the Home Screen of all their users TVs if you have a roku tv go check for yourself, you can actually see Jimothy on your tv! Over 100 million TVs now feature Jimothy on them
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Citrus City is getting a part 2 and we're opening pr3-0rders on Friday at 8pm EST! to celebrate, we're holding a GA! 🧡 ⁠ 🍊 $250 CAD gift card ⁠ ⁠ rules:⁠ 💛 like + repost this 🌱 follow us⁠ ✨ tag a friend for extra entries⁠!⁠ 🌎 open worldwide ☀️ closes July 28th
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Get ready to bring the cozy charm of #StardewValley to life with this official book of 25 whimsical crochet patterns! THE OFFICIAL STARDEW VALLEY CROCHET BOOK by @ConcernedApe, Ryan Novak, and Megan Lapp (Crafty Intentions) is coming January 2027 and available for preorder now.
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GIVEAWAY!! ✨ I’m giving away a custom Pokémon denim jacket!! (USA/CAN only). All you have to do to win is like, RT, follow me, and comment your favorite Pokémon! Please take a moment to read over the notes. Winner will be announced on my profile! Enter until April 30, 2026 💗✨
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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1. Get a different doc then. Mine does this after the recent shortage. 2. You take half the beads you absolute loon. Also time release is XR only.
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OBVIOUSLY this doesn't work with every doctor or every medication. It works for mine, though. And you can double your Adderall, I did it in college. I told my doc I was worried about keeping access after graduation and they doubled it. It wasn't a capsule tho it was a pill
Replying to @celeglance
lmao you stupid asshole 1) they are NOT going to just “double” my Adderall. the psychiatrist will call you a drug seeker 2) you CANT split the capsule in half bc it’s been designed to be impossible to split. it’s a plastic capsule filled with time release beads
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転売しません!大事にする!そんな方! ❌❌❌絶対に転売しない人へ当選❌❌❌ ▼ 「#Switch2」ポケモンレジェンズセット ※プレゼント景品の為 購入させたりはございません ⚡【応募方法】⚡ 1⃣フォロー2⃣いいね3⃣絵文字でコメント ⚡リポストで当選確率10倍に上昇中⚡
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Yo doods @benbuck346 and I decided to hook it up for everybody and give away a Switch 2 and digital copy of Pokopia. To enter: Like this post Retweet this post Rolled live for proof (attendance not required) on twitch on 3/21 the final day of Switch Week! Also go follow Ben :]
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Was supposed to wake up on approach to Dubai.
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I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.
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He cost 0 dollars because he was found at a toxic waste dump
Should I do it???…… I love him
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Bottom left already exists
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
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I didn’t do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers will never understand. So fuck off.
Dear Ilhan Omar, I spoke with Poison Control. Their instructions were very clear and you didn’t follow any of them They said If you are sprayed with an unknown substance: • Get to fresh air immediately • Do not touch your face • Remove contaminated clothing • Rinse skin and eyes with running water for 15 minutes • Wash with soap and water • Seek medical attention right away • Call Poison Control for guidance: 1-800-222-1222 You didn’t do anything on this list because it was staged.
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Replying to @JasonBotterill
because it is
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Replying to @mikitaposts
Here's something you'll never understand: All this on behalf of anyone
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