@celamakaye
Joined December 2009
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Starting a thread of all the things that are said in my friend group..
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E.@itselisaaaaaOct 18
this man been pissing me off everyday which means Iโ€™m catching feelings which means heโ€™s getting blocked
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@Faria_ki_diaryOct 18
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sarika@sarikatwtsOct 18
started texting like a man by replying to whichever part of the message i feel like acknowledging and ignoring the rest
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@Dylanszn01Oct 17
I cannot tell you how uninterested I am in flying cars when people who work 40+ hours a week can't afford rent or groceries.
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Tam๐Ÿฆ‰@Tamms0328Oct 16
nobody knows what me and drake be going through
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tanya Tianyi chen@tanyachenOct 16
Not to sound rude, but the best part of Love Is Blind (that isn't triggering or aggravating to watch) is when they fall head over heels for one another through a wall and then upon first meeting, one person viscerally cannot hide how ugly they find the other person in/of the face
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Like Iโ€™m not just somebodyโ€™s daughter
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@thenayvuiiitonOct 17
Casual dating and situationships are so bad for the nervous system.
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Eshal@AatishfishannOct 17
all men are manwhores so treat them like whores
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savage
@SayitSavage_Oct 17
your man is supposed to b mean to other girls not you sis.
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7@zithekydOct 18
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matvey@mmassacre11Oct 17
Everyday of my life feels like this
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โ™›@saraiaarionnOct 16
a nigga will take dick before he take accountability
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๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘–โ€@veryfinemelaninOct 17
Just broke up with my nothinguationship,now I'm single single
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Iโ€™m fucking done dating
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Iโ€™m so fucking sick of men pursuing me and then fucking backing out like a bitch when I start to care so Iโ€™m saying exactly what the fuck is on my mind from now on
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โ€œI went to crowbar and I gained 20 poundsโ€
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โ€œMy eyebrows werenโ€™t doneโ€ โ€œgood thing theyโ€™re sisters not twinsโ€
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brandon*
@brndxixOct 15
#soon
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassenOct 15
BREAKING: President Trump just admitted that he has major health issues.
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sara@bratty_sara_Oct 15
need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect
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Fix Your CV With Me@_BongaOct 15
If you ever want to know the biggest reason why we are paying so much for petrol, it does not get more simpler than this video.
QBC
@QB_PressOct 14
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: โ€‹Iran is now publishing cartoons that Trump can understand.๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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