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Brett

@ceilingbird

Being a rational creature, I judge for myself, according to the light afforded to me. You can find me in the trenches 🪖 or in the arena ⚔️

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Joined May 2022
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.@tosinmm_Nov 4
WOKE IS BACK
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What? No I’ve been a liberal Brewers fan my entire life, obviously it’s been one hell of a year for me. In a few hours, we’ll find out if I’ve been Muslim this whole time too
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Behold, your average voter and his retarded-ass beliefs:
Shaun Rein (@shaunrein) profile pictureShaun Rein
@shaunreinNov 4
Democrats, don't fuck this up. Focus on the economy & ending wars Don't go back to bringing men into women's bathrooms and DEI racism Let Americans be able to take care of their families based on meritocracy & hard work
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@ns123abcOct 22
What's your private key? 1? >...what? No? 2? >It's 384 bits you dumbass. That's 35 orders of magnitude larger than the estimated number of atoms in the known universe. ...3? >[visibly sweating] Th-this is ridiculous...
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IRGC: Why are you bombing us Rubio: Because Xerxes burned Athens
Dr. Sari Arho Havrén (@SariArhoHavren) profile pictureDr. Sari Arho Havrén
@SariArhoHavrenOct 8
Replying to @SariArhoHavren
Russia, China and Ukraine are not mentioned in Rubio’s speech; the only named adversary is Iran. Xerxes burning Athens does the work of legitimising the current war. 3/5
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Meghan Murphy (@MeghanEMurphy) profile pictureMeghan Murphy
@MeghanEMurphySep 30
A young woman agreed to a "threesome" because she liked guy number one. She did not go over to a frat house specifically because she wanted a "threesome" and certainly not because she desired sex or groping or whatever happened at the hands of *seven men* xitter.cf/darkkni04810878/status…
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Two thoughts: 1) This is cool as hell 2) Reading the replies has me ready to campaign for the complete disenfranchisement of the entire population, you people are spiritual slaves
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@RapidResponse47Sep 29
america.gov
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I’m sorry but America did not spend 250 years turning “what’s over there?” into the most powerful civilization on earth just to finally arrive at the most consequential technological frontier in generations and decide actually we’re scared of frontiers now. We ARE the fucking frontier. We cross oceans. We build railroads across continents. We split atoms. We put men on the moon. We turn sand into computers and computers into a global nervous system. Of COURSE AI is terrifying. The frontier is SUPPOSED to scare the shit out of you. That’s how you know you have, in fact, located the fucking frontier. The answer is not recklessness, but it sure as fuck isn’t paralysis either. America’s comparative advantage is an unusually high national tolerance for ambitious weirdos staring at impossible things and saying “Yeah... I think I can build it.” That trait is rarer than oil, harder to manufacture than semiconductors, and responsible for a frankly preposterous amount of the modern world. And you absolutely will not fucking regulate it out of us.
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@bmontxnaAug 25
🤖 Made with AI
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Stuti (@stutireal) profile pictureStuti
@stutirealAug 24
SF Ladies, please take note - next week will be a great dating pool cleanse. All the dark triad men (poly, addicted to k, and want to be a DJ) will be at Burning Man
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Grain fed beef tastes better than grass fed beef and you all know it.
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“We don’t want data centers here.” Great. Your town’s economic development plan can remain a Dollar General and three vape shops
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@magills_Aug 9
The Left is just going to avoid talking about 2012-24 like Germans avoid 1933-45
Greg Price (@greg_price11) profile pictureGreg Price
@greg_price11Aug 9
AOC on Francesca Hong's old tweets calling for abolishing prisons and the police: "Woke 1 was crazy."
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@AsmongoldJun 13
Replying to @mehdirhasan
Yes that is exactly what I want and i will vote for anyone who will do it! Thank you for your understanding!
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I don't mean it's literally from the late 90s you autistic pedants
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@jarvis_bestJun 11
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Jesse Arm (@Jesse_Leg) profile pictureJesse Arm
@Jesse_LegJun 11
Taylor Swift was courtside at the Eastern Conference Finals like two weeks ago rooting against the Knicks.
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@jarvis_bestJun 8
So . . . normal woman.
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyJun 8
Rachel Sennott says she learned “how many small things you have to decide” while directing and showrunning “I Love LA": "I was making so many decisions on set that I became so unable to make a decision outside of it. My boyfriend was like, 'What are you thinking for dinner?' I was like — full breakdown. So overwhelmed." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHkfc
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@jarvis_bestMay 27
Me and the boys watching the game:
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Alex Soros (@AlexanderSoros) profile pictureAlex Soros
@AlexanderSorosMay 26
Eastern conference champion New York Knicks! 4 more to go! Greatest fans in sports belong to the NY Knicks! 🏀🏆🔥🧹🧹
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@jarvis_bestMay 25
Ha ha. Tremendous. Yes, against the wall please. That’s it. A little more. That’s perfect. Ok now hold still.
Mike Matas (@mike_matas) profile pictureMike Matas
@mike_matasMay 25
Introducing Ferrari Luce, the first electric Ferrari designed by LoveFrom.
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Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyMay 22
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history. • The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers • It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers • The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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