Rooted in Memphis, blooming in Chattanooga

Chattanooga, TN
Joined August 2010
Don’t let someone who isn’t from Memphis tell you anything about Memphis 😂🥴
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For someone who is a pro in a grocery store (personal shopper for instacart) I sure am terrible at getting my own groceries
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That Dalton guy who ain’t worried is annoying as crap these days 😂
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Happy Monday from a gig worker who slick misses working a solid schedule with benefits
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I had ramen noodles and Tyson wings for dinner tonight. I think I’m back in the 8th grade?
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Our veggie plate is basically everything I’d have from KFC after a major dental surgery after dentist says no to solid foods (like rolls)
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I must add that this is not a good picture at all
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Happy National Taco Day y’all. It happens to be a Taco Tuesday!!
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I really do believe my soul becomes alive when fall hits
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I’m not sure what it means to be excited about spending my Saturday night doing laundry, having a cocktail and eating ramen, wings and popcorn, but I’m here for it.
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Nicknaming our laundry room “The Employee Lounge” because this is where the dog lays, cat poops (litter box in back) and work is never done 😂
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Today’s plans start with mimosas and chores and I’m okay with that! Haven’t had an off day at home in a while and I’m looking forward to being productively chill in my PJs all day. And, go sports!
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Dogs next door literally bark anytime we come outside and it is exhausting. Can’t take dogs out (ours are chill and trying to do business), can’t go to my car, can’t take out the trash, etc. Just frustrating
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The Memphis locker room is a VIBE
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Go Tigers Go!!!! What a start! 💙💙💙
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Nothing will make you feel uglier than when a creeper follows you around the store. Gross. Guess I need to move now 😭
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If the guy supposedly set up 9/11, why are we waiting until 2028 to talk to him about it
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This coffee costs more than minimum wage 🤕 Happy PSL Day to those who observe!! 🎃
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Pizza, wine and spooky jammies. I’m so happy right now 😂😭
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My guy Olson let me down. He could’ve made me $6500 last night 😫 I’m still impressed tho. All that action and just the under to hit AND Braves to win since they’ve lost other games in series… I’m sadly clapping
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