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Product Counsel, nerd, books, too much tv, Oakland, new mom

Joined September 2008
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Does anyone need their heart melted today? Well here you go
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🎃announcing Bang in the Night 3: Electric Bangaloo September 26 - October 31 🦇 join @onthesamepa9e & i along with the BDTB Discord group on a spooky szn of sexy reads use #BangInTheNight to play along on socials!
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i appreciate elon renaming the app after me but this is honestly overwhelming
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What if we all just go to LinkedIn. No one will see it coming.
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I can buy 10,000 rounds of ammo and there is no background check, but if I buy 1 box of Sudafed my info goes into a national database.
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Caroline D retweeted
Mifepristone is a medication used for miscarriage care and in over half of all abortions nationwide. Judges and politicians shouldn't be playing doctor and threatening our access to this crucial health care.
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You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!
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Yep. She’s a weirdo
If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating 😊 Puff ball going where's the treats
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Caroline D retweeted
where is Ms. Lucia the tailor she will fix this #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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A defibrillator and 3 men alternating chest compressions for 30 min while I was on the phone w/ a 911 operator saved my dad’s life a few years ago. He went into cardiac arrest & his heart stopped w/ no warning. Just felt like sharing for no particular reason.
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do you ever think about how Ferris Beuller totaled the car Cameron Frye would have inherited so he had to take the bus and that’s why he was in Speed?
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Do all Irish movies end with a thatched roof cottage going up in flames?
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Me New Year's resolution crumbling apart faster than a crispy cookie.
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It's time to start planning some adventures for a happy new year.
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Same.
New Year's resolution: Me eat more cookies.
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This one's for the law students. You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
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Caroline D retweeted
“Hello, I am the new head of Twitter.”
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Cookies.
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