@cecisalt

if the onion ring im picking up

Joined July 2025
i hate when i find a "new fic" but i come across that one familiar line that reminds me i already read it before
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Checking someone’s pronouns before starting an argument
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coming across twitter porn when you're not horny
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pray πŸ™πŸ» dirty house 🏚 educated πŸ“š hoe πŸš‚ a job πŸ’° gold digger πŸ— clean pussy 😌 stink pussy 🀒 loyal πŸ’ 5 kids πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ faithful πŸ‘ΌπŸΌ cheater πŸ–‡
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When you try to get the pencil shaving to stay in one piece
Dakota Johnson didn’t enter the room to blend in. She came dressed like the plot twist.
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dude
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This edible ain’t shit
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Robyn & Alex Consani will lead the β€˜GTA 6’ Pop radio station Flash FM.
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Today is International Lesbian Day.
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when they're mean to butters in south park
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THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED
Mia Goth has filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf, TMZ reports. (tmz.me/4znzVPF)
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ηœŸθ‰²ζƒ…ε§
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annoying orange inflation porn... RETWEET
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the kid you befriend at the hotel pool for the entire day as a kid and then never hear from ever again
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somebody sedate me
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reading fics about the same ship in different settings over and over
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this one. THIS ONE is the true SOTY i thought anaheim star or exhibitionism would be my favorite and then i listened to peak
Welcome to Metamorphia
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wor$t man in america. out 12/4. presave and preorder nowΒ slayyyter.lnk.to/wmia
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yuji and todo
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