Victor Meldrew ✨

I’ve just gone onto Ticketmaster at 5pm on the day of the general sale and added 2 Sam Fender tickets to my basket for standing at Wembley, minus any additional package and it’s gone straight to check out, so confused as to why people are still struggling? @samfendermusic

The frustrating thing with the Glasto situation is that you’re in a queue for 135,000 tickets, which sounds a lot, but when most people are buying groups of tickets every single time that soon goes down. Literally impossible. I’ve waited a lifetime so I can wait another year 🫠

All I want is to hear @liamgallagher sing If I Had A Gun

Last time I sat and grumbled all day about not getting an Oasis pre-sale code, totally gave up all hope and then got one a couple of hours before the pre-sale started Manifesting that the same thing will happen this time

Will unused @Oasis codes be redistributed?

I restarted my @UKLabour membership after the local elections to show solidarity for Keir Starmer And for what? For our opinion as members to not even be considered regarding the leadership of the party. Enough of personality politics. Direct debit cancelled 👋

One thing which struck me over the past 24 hours having been in Liverpool is just how proud that city is of their success. Flags up everywhere across so many houses. Now completely devastated. So abhorrent and senseless. #LiverpoolParade

By the way, people who are using #Adolescence as an excuse to be racist or accuse the producers et al of being “woke” need to come and sit in an average UK secondary school. Teenage boys are becoming some of the most violent, egotistical, gaslighting, narcissistic humans.

‘Trump and Vance’ sounds like some knock off perfume in a sitcom which smells like rotten eggs and dog shit

These seem like crisps which would be right up your street @bushontheradio

Honestly I’m tempted to drive to London on the day of the @MumfordAndSons gig just to finally stand a chance of meeting the men I’ve idolised since 2009

Just had a poached egg after this week’s @Guestimators and whoever out there chose poached over fried egg needs to give their head a wobble.. This, from someone who can magically cook really good poached eggs too.

I really hope someone mentions to Minah that Charlotte has said her name #TheTraitors

I actually despise Joe. With my every fibre of my being. What an utterly nasty man #TheTraitors

Leanne is intolerable #TheTraitors

Alexander might be the greenest of green flag men #TheTraitors