life is short, go long to hedge - building @hypurrdash - trading - documenting the journey prev @TaikiMaeda2 @parsec_finance

Joined October 2020
Hyperdash users are up $18.5M all-time The cuck {insert any other builder} trader vs the chad Hyperdash trader
This post blew up. For comparison, Hyperdash users are up $18.5M all-time, with lower fees, higher win rates and fewer liquidations than every app we tracked. Our team has been hard at work building every tool you need to trade smarter, from liquidation heatmaps and position changes to advanced execution algorithms. I'm breaking down how to use each one in a new educational series, starting with how to read our liquidation heatmaps 👇 xitter.cf/HansonBirringer/status…
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this has started to play out sooner than expected their assets are by no means worthless but the equity might well be in time perhaps some relief here but I don't think this story is over $CRWV
piece-of-shit-equity-will-go-to-zero-with-one-impairment-neoclouds as short legs gonna go hard in 2027 probably also fine to run some of these as intra sector constituent spreads between higher and lower quality names embracing my L/S equity era
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Cape Town maxxxxing
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Logic beats emotion every day of the week. In the UK, 53% receive more from the state than they contribute. This train only goes in one direction, it culminates in financial crisis and forced reform. Until then I would expect the circus to continue.
Congratulations to Sagal Abdi-Wali, Labour MP for Holborn and St Pancras!
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We're bringing firing squads and capital punishment back in 2026? Broadly I have been disappointed in this administration and their extreme incompetence, but this is something I can firmly get behind.
🚨 WOW! SecWar Pete Hegseth just announced the firing squad execution of Fort Hood Islamist terrorist Nidal Hasan will be **PUBLIC** At the SAME time and place where Hasan carried out the attack. "We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things!" "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be." @JackPosobiec: Did he make any final requests? HEGSETH: "Don't care. We'll see him on December 3rd." 🥶 Hasan m*rdered 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009 while yelling "Allahu Akbar" and wounded more than 30 others He was sentenced to death in 2013 and then sat on death row for over a DECADE. The Acting Sec. of the Army made it official The victims' families finally get JUSTICE 🙏🏻 Our SecWar is stone COLD when it comes to traitors like this who take American lives. @RealAmVoice
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you heard the man... If you don't use Hyperdash religiously you clearly hate money.
Thanks bestie PSA: If you don't use Hyperdash religiously you clearly hate money. xitter.cf/HansonBirringer/status…
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Back to the desk after an excellent road trip to Seoul and Singapore A series of great meetings, events and dinners - special thank you to every one who came and said hello at the @HyperliquidX Community Summit on Monday If I met you in person over the last 8 days and you've never tried Hyperdash, DM me for a surprise 👀
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Looking forward to a short but sweet trip to Singapore If you will be at the Hyperliquid event on Monday, Hyperdash will have a booth, do stop by and say hello:) If not, schedule is tight but DM me - want to meet as many ppl as possible!
Hyperdash is heading to Singapore next week! Whether you are a trader, builder or researcher, stop by our booth at the Hyperliquid event on Monday to meet the team and learn about our latest products. See you there 🫡
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If you're in Seoul and want to meet the @hypurrdash team, @HansonBirringer and I will be here all week. Feel free to reach out directly to me, would be a pleasure to meet in person:)
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was this not already the case for Robinhood perps in EU?
[ ZOOMER ] ROBINHOOD TO OFFER PERPS IN-APP USING BITSTAMP: PRESS RELEASE
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fun times how little we knew of what was to come
throwback to Hyperliquid’s first community gathering circa Sept 2024
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let's revisit my depressing 1 bedroom apartment in Barcelona, May 2022 lost 30-40% of my portfolio in a single weekend when Luna crashed sitting in my windowless office (black mould on the walls which the landlord refused to fix) trying to hold it together mentally and game plan my next move at this point in time I was making €700/month as an intern, withdrawing GLP rewards every week to stay afloat starting to wonder whether it was all for nothing still drinking and smoking weed on a regular basis, no consistent workout routine, I was not in a good spot things were so bad, it could only get better resolve was tested again with FTX but i was fortunate enough not to get caught there started working with @TaikiMaeda2 and then went full time at @parsec_finance shortly after these opportunities were a lifeline and in hindsight, changed the course of my entire life USDC depegged the same month I joined parsec, self-doubt creeping in everyone in my life calling me crazy for going full time crypto, they meant well things started getting better from there on out grateful to the people who gave me a chance when i needed one (@wilburforce_ @TaikiMaeda2 🤝) if you're ever in a tough spot, just know, things will get better hang in there always bet on yourself
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this message is from my 60+ year old father previously discarded AI as not being useful for him there are some material changes in behaviour amid certain demographics next big leg of the AI trade loading in my humble view, can see this being catalysed by $MU earnings next week
First instance for me today of a normie outside of the tech/finance bubble mentioning Muse today. Significant development.
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another big day here at @hypurrdash but the crazy thing is, many of our analytics users don't even know they can execute through us yet... still early™ PS if you didn't know about our one click copytrading or advanced orders suite (chase TWAP, swarm, perp rfq, list goes on...) dm me and I'll waive all builder code fees for your first 7 days trading through us
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as the sweet memories of Euro summer wash away along comes the allure of a Dubai winter lock in let's get it 💪 📈
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still early
Today was our highest volume and revenue day here at @hypurrdash. Really exciting to see all of the hard work the team has been putting in behind the scenes start to pay off publicly. More to come soon, a lot more 🫡
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you are watching bitcoin on the 1 minute listening to Mr Kevin Warsh wax hawkish i am bidding zcash nfts we are not the same
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investing into a small cluster of 5090s (different chip to the OP i know) with absolutely zero prior knowledge has been pretty good so far real world yield farming
Instructive to see a post like this get so much traction. B200 rental rates up 30% YTD. Hyperscaler cloud revenues tracking along. Remember: GPU rental rates and token prices were supposed to fall over time. The demand metrics this year have beaten all informed expectations.
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Accelerate
Our 2nd largest builder code day ever here at Hyperdash. Feeling grateful as we head into whats bound to be an eventful weekend with markets. Accelerate 🚀
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