“Oamenii fac lucruri care, dacă n-ar fi proşti, nu i-ar putea sili nimeni să le facă.” - Marin Preda în "Morometii" tmblr.co/ZbSwftaXHZsR

"If you can’t describe what you are doing as a process, you don’t know what you’re doing. — W. Edwards Deming " ted.com/pages/tedbooks

"History doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory." - Unknown http://tumblr.com/x4v3d042gn

"Life is a rollercoaster. Eat a light lunch." - David Schmaltz http://tumblr.com/x4v3avw67r

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert http://tumblr.com/x4v39rpsqk

"I intend to live forever. So far so good." - Steven Wright http://tumblr.com/x4v33pmcvg

"Beauty is only one light-switch away…" - Austin Powers http://tumblr.com/x4v332k40c

"— Wanna have sex? — Looks like you talked me into it, you sweet-talking bastard." - Australian joke http://tumblr.com/x4v31znv5l

"Just give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt" - (on a t-shirt) http://tumblr.com/x4v31hvo8b

"Life — With a capital F." - Lylian Baylis http://tumblr.com/x4v31f7sgn

"Gentlemen prefer bonds." - Andrew Mellon http://tumblr.com/xo230tyson

"I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart" - Steven Wright http://tumblr.com/x4v30g8cp7

"— What is the capital of France? — F." - Reverend Geraldine Granger and Alice Tinker, The Vicar of Dibley http://tumblr.com/x4v30al64p

"The Internet s so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute..." http://tumblr.com/xo22z8frjd

"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush http://tumblr.com/xo22y3hlai

"Say you're sorry. No one says you have to mean it" Jeff Green #qotd

Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.

"Work is the curse of the drinking clases" - Oscar Wilde