Braddahs be in their 30’s tryna call off on Halloween weekend.

Braddahs always say “eh fuck da haole’s” den you see him wit his chick Samantha… braddah really “fucking da haoles”

Too many of you braddahs tryna be influencers. Neva mind these day in the life ig reels. Nobody cares just go work you sassy fakas😂

My phone real empty when it was my birthday yesterday but once da Cowboys lost all of a sudden everybody get my number and they turned into fucken comedians ah

When they named that damn storm “Moke” this is immediately what i imagined stay coming our way

Everybody was hating on Maoli about the whole drug dealah thing but these faka so proud of their friend group dat sell $40 bags

Some of you guys on here gotta learn that loose, and lose is 2 different words… also you not saleing anything its selling

After watching chief of war here comes all da braddahs thinking they Jason Momoa but really they Jason Nomoa… Nomoa drivers license, Nomoa Job, Nomoa bottom teeth😂

All you braddahs dressing up like cowboys for Maoli’s concert, the only hog you went wrestle was your baby momma 🤙🏽😂

How you gonna dress up ya Labubu and bring em everywhere but leave ya kids at home with grandma

See when everyone like be Max Holloway at Valor now no more High Watah every weekend only get low tide over there

If you guys work foodlands poke counter… you guys can stop scooping da poke for poke bowls like it comes out of your paycheck. This doesnt apply to the Ewa Beach one cause you guys solid over there

Faka’s catch one fish now dey get “providah🎣” in their bio… Its me i stay faka’s

The kids now get Topshakaz but i remember back in the day jamming Loco Loc- island thug music on my fkn sony mp3 player

Sistahs saying “ oh im just a girl” and expect princess treatment idk about dat, da way you was yelling and shadow boxing at da bar i thought you was my unko

St Patricks day coming up all my short braddahs with your lifted yotas and gold chains get dressed for stand at da end of da rainbow🤙🏽

Maui’s police chief being at Diddy parties was not on my bingo card for 2025

Sis your taxes take long time cause all 9 of ya kids get different last names and da IRS stay confused

All i know is dat if ICE come grab da manapua man i straight going China to bring dat faka back

For da first time fckn unko Guy Hagi wasnt lying