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Listen, I would like to be more interesting than this & tweet about something other than politics but nothing else seems very important now.
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Hey, good news! I just simulated the season and there's still a scenario where the Eagles can win the NFC East with a 4-12-1 record.
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He's waving at a "crowd" that isn't there.
Because it's all fake.
All of it.
His entire so-called presidency is bullshit.
And it's fucking embarrassing.
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BREAKING: President Trump has repeatedly claimed that Democrats are cheating by allowing noncitizens to vote.
But the poster child of Monday’s voter fraud sweep — who the DOJ alleges was illegally registered to vote in L.A. — is a registered Republican
lamaterial.com/p/voter-fraud…
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Breaking: Elon Musk ordered the Starlink slowdown that blindsided Ukraine on.wsj.com/4sgcpBv
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If there was a time for Brandon Beane to nut up or shut up, its now.
The team is 5-1 heading into the bye, healthier than most and in good position in the conference.
Push the chips to the middle and load up. Give Josh Allen the best defense possible and forgo future picks.
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Yes, Chris Bosh definitely got blood clots in 2015, effectively ending his NBA career, because he had gotten the Covid vaccine.
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Blood clots have NOT statistically changed since Covid vaccines in either the NFL or NBA according to injury reports and searchable records.
Sorry to ruin some narratives but the data says no change
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So just to be clear.
Two women and a baby went into Walmart and bought diapers. Someone reported them for stealing the diapers after they left the store.
They got in their car and started driving away, unaware of any problem.
Police pulled up, fired into the moving vehicle and killed the baby.
The only people who DIDN'T make a mistake here were the ones in the car.
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Walmart doesn’t prosecute shoplifters. So when police in Mississippi opened fire on a shoplifter and killed a 12 month old child, it really wasn’t about threat or crime… it was murder that racists justify with a “crime”
A reminder that if you believe this lie you are an absolute moron. Even most morons would be incredulous at this claim. It's so insulting. – at Henrietta, NY
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Asked about Trump's false claims that schools in multiple states are allowed to send kids for gender surgery without parental consent, the president of the National Association of School Nurses notes schools typically need written parental consent *to give a kid a Tylenol.* cnn.com/2026/10/20/politics/…
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The maximum amount an individual can donate to a candidate is $3500.
Elon Musk just donated $7 million to one Republican, because Citizens United gave a loophole to billionaires to buy elections.
Overturn Citizens United.
NEW — Elon Musk has directed more than $7 million to help reelect Ohio Republican Sen. Jon Husted, per the Ohio Capital Journal.
Some people are going to have fun with this... – at Henrietta, NY
Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "All Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"




























