Sorry I haven't been on Twitter Much it's hard to think content when I'm happy

It's really easy to imagine Sisyphus happy if you also imagine him hitting blinkers before his bolder shift

I wanna see Greg Abotts's Bouy looking ass floating in the Rio Grande

Steely Dan is hopping on the Eagles Goodbye Tour. this is my Eras

I'd do anything for a boon

Taylor swift stands in the center of a colosseum "I have chosen my new boyfriend" the crowd erupts. She had chosen wrong

So high I just fucked up scrambled eggs

Flying home tomorrow

HOUSTON TEXANS HYPE

It'll be a cold day in hell before any hasbro affiliate try's to take my magic cards away

I bet cocaine bear was a rough watch for John Mulaney

I don't know how much longer I can romanticize not knowing anyone in the city.

Babe put on your spats we're going to cicis

I think apple pencils exist so that you don't feel like a child for owning an iPad

I think I might become active on Twitter again

The way my ego grows knowing my generation is the only thing keeping the far right from seizing control

Brandon Johnson is mayor of chicago 🗣🗣 progressive W

Just saw someone piss on the train

Go bears