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How many Star Wars movies have you seen? POLL 1/4 to allow people to vote EXACT number!
Please retweet!🙏 I will do a StarWars-themed 5min sketch of one lucky retweeter when this is done.🌟
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75%I'm not in this category
322 votes • Final resultsWe built this for the GTMK 2023 game jam. chrisdanek.itch.io/mission-f…
Laypersons description of #log4j: Imagine a secret phrase, when heard, causes complete hypnosis in 75% of the population. This phrase was discovered Friday. People who know the phrase are shouting it on radio, on TV, in crowds, to see what they can steal.
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Trump supporters, don't forget that Election Day is only 20 days away. Mark your calendars for November 28th!
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I love this! #RisakoKuwai of Japan celebrates winning gold in wrestling by slamming her coach via fire woman's carry
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The best scam ever run on poor white people was the idea that their financial struggles are the fault of POC & not rich white people.
Replying to @RoboRosewater
That sounds more balanced. Or... less unbalanced. Card is still pretty broken, I think!
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Autopilot prevents serious injury or death of a pedestrian in NY (owner anecdote confirmed by vehicle logs)
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Every piece will go through an ugly stage.
They key is to lie to yourself during that time and believe it has potential to be great.
Just used @supdateapp to update my shareholders - awesome free tool all founders should be aware of. Love this tool.
What's the minimum amount of youth you would exchange for everything you own? ie: instantly become X years younger, solve for X.
Twitter spam accounts are getting better. I just spent a few minutes trying to Turing test one. Giveaway: posts every 5 min for days.
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when the judge said 15 years jared was probably disappointed because he'd prefer something around 10
Baby waking up at 6:30 AM is not nearly so bad when I can watch #protourbfz live. #PTBFZ








