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Three cyclones are getting formed in the oceans which might ease some El nino effects. But it won't be long RW would attribute the formations as Modi's efforts.
ROFL Gandhi -2.0🏹 retweeted
🇺🇲Tesla Roadster vs. 🇮🇳Pushpak Viman: Top features comparisons—
•Launced 2026 • 9000 Yr ago
•Electric supercar •Divine vehicle.
•300km/hr •299,792km/hr
•Modern vehicle •control by the
controls will of owner.
•Two seats •infinite seat
•Election powers •no fuel
•rocket thrusters •divine thruster
•brief aerial •can fly through
manoeuvres galaxy
He never cared about women even if she is pregnant. In his heydays his friends boasted of how they t*re open a pregnant lady's abdomen and now to save himself he threw a pregnant journalist under the bus.
ROFL Gandhi -2.0🏹 retweeted
Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏
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1. Gun tattoos are not allowed in the CISF
2. Tattoos on the hand used for saluting are not allowed under any circumstances
3. This wound appears to be at least 2 days old
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When everyone else is targeting only Gyanesh Kumar and shielding Modi, Shah and Bhagwat.
Rahul Gandhi is the only leader who has been vocal against Modi, Shah and Bhagwat, along with Gyanesh.
He just said, “I will destroy them,” without mincing his words
Only a kattar anti hindu would never know that RSS completed 100 years in 2025
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@MumbaiPolice @CMOMaharashtra : this handle is spreading fake news which could result in religious tension and communal
Violence.
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We still have to go to the passport office. When they say entirely they mean entirely.
- they don’t mean fill the form online and the. Get heckled by low iq staff for documents
- They don’t mean 500 bribe for police verification
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A man in Alberta goes fishing and pulls a Hindu Shiva idol out of the river after visarjan.
This is Canada. Not the Ganges.
If you move here, you don’t get to treat our lakes and rivers like a dumpy Indian crap hole.
Enough.
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She was just mad because he was riding in the middle of the street doing wheelies where her family poops and eats in the street 😂😂😂
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Rahul Gandhi has included the picture of 81 year old NSA Dhobal in his presentation.
According to sources he has got something big on him
