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The first 5 minutes after finishing a cook out tray are worse than post nut clarity.
If I go as gargoyle pledge for one of the Halloweekend days will y’all know what I’m talking about or is that too niche
Carson Berry retweeted
The bar deemed me “too drunk” to let me in last night so I did the most rational thing possible in retaliation
Carson Berry retweeted
FUCK THE PHILLIES FUCK THE EAGLES FUCK THE FLYERS FUCK THE BELL FUCK PHILADELPHIA
Carson Berry retweeted
my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata
My manager telling the staff to stop stealing Red Bulls from the bar is like telling people in Atlanta to stop jaywalking






















