@cbturner

Yeovil Town, Somerset and England. I have a big future behind me.

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Joined January 2010
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Danny Baker@prodnoseOct 2
Tasteless though it may be, every time I see the guy at the centre of the Anne Widdecombe accusations he looks to me like Walter Becker from Steely Dan.
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I don't think Chappers will be able to do Match of the Day now that he's got the Putin gig. #MOTD #UKRRUS
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Curran, you knob...
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BREAKING: Manchester United have sacked Erik ten Hag with immediate effect. 🚨
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Ten Hag gone! Wow!
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I love the fifth day of an England Test Match. I can get on with something else. #ENGvsPAK #England
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Absolutely stonking gig by The Long Ryders at The Fleece in Bristol last night. Thanks Sid for coming our way again.
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Excellent use of 'misly' by the classy Simon Brotherton on MOTD2 tonight. Misly is an adjective that means raining in very small drops.  Or so I know now.
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Poor old Surrey. All those superstars, beaten by little old Somerset.
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If Nick Knight says 'gut feel' one more time... #ENGvsAUS
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No milkshakes or McFlurries at @McDonaldsuk #Frome for over a month. The machine is apparently broken. No hot chocolate for even longer. Have you heard of a more shambolic company? Does Dominos ever run out of pizza? Of course not. Absolute shambles
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Somerset!
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I must say that my desire to own a luxury yacht has diminished somewhat recently.
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Wow. This Jermaine Jenas thing is getting serious. The Daily Express has already published his house value... express.co.uk/celebrity-news…

Inside Jermaine Jenas' life off screen with wife and £1 million mansion

Jermaine Jenas became a popular face on The One Show, but the ex footballer has reportedly been "sacked" from the BBC amid claims of "inappropriate behaviour".

express.co.uk
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Shocked... BBC News - Presenter Jermaine Jenas sacked by BBC - sources bbc.com/news/articles/cy76pd…

Jermaine Jenas: Presenter sacked from The One Show and Match of the Day by BBC

The ex-footballer says there are "two sides to every story" after he is taken off air by the BBC.

bbc.com
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I reckon the US swim team's kitman is getting sacked in the morning... #OlympicGames
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Midday Friday. Shall I get an ice cream at #tesco #frome ?
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Did anyone notice that Huw Edwards gave his notice to the BBC in April so he would get three months notice pay in before going to court. Shameless. #HuwEdwards #huw
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'The suspect cannot be named for legal reasons'. Are there any more depressing words in the English language?
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The Huw Edwards' story is currently the 32nd on my BBC news feed, after two stories about Love Island, two about the weather, four about the Olympics and four local news .
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