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Congrats Kimi & @MercedesAMGF1 š
Onwards @GeorgeRussell63, plenty of opportunities left š
Lando, youāre still Champion until the FIA event, whatever simpletons say. Youāve done the best job you could with the temperamental tractor, terrible strategy calls & awful pit stops š
For anyone who needs some F1 reality ahead of the weekend, letās break it down:
ā¹ļø The F1 WDC āformulaā = The best combo of car + team* + driver, under that seasonās limits, rules & regs.
*Team means everyone: engineers, designers, mechanics, even those bringing in cash.
1/2
Nope. He then won 6 from 7* š¤·āāļø
Key issue in the 5yrs? No WDC-worthy car at most races - like LN.
Iām obvs not saying LN = LH! He & MV are legends.
But not yet proving yourself a legend ā āundeservingā.
Few š are won in a 3rd or 4th best car, or even in a 2nd best.
(3/4 š)
Like, sure, Pepsi may be a sponsor but who wants to drink that shit after a race like that?! š #LandoCokeGate
Why do people cry āentrapmentā or āwitch huntā as if it lessens their bad behaviour?
Neither are a threat if youāre not prepared to commit crimes or break rules.
If you follow the law & donāt act inappropriately, youāre safe.
So, do that? š¤·āāļø
If you have to DM someone to yell your twisted hate at them ācause they care so little about the opinions of strangers on their occasional Twitter comments that they never think to look at their notifications - and so didnāt see your original tantrum - Iām sorry, you already lost
Presume this massive & wildly contentious public political statement will have consequences from @FIFAWorldCup? š¤Ø
@falklands_utd
(Or is that allowed now? If so, @England, we have the opportunity for peak shithousery against Franceā¦ @CountBinface)
Canāt decide whatās funnier - Count Binface running against posh tit Farage & his loons trying to spin him as āestablishmentā, or how seriously the flag lovers are taking Binface - to the point of sharing his ārealā identity like theyāve uncovered a Banksy-level secret š¤£š¤£š¤£
Iāve taken time to process yesterdayās Grand Prix & I have a suggestion, hear me outā¦
In context of equally questionable strategy decisions last season too, Iām thinking we crowd source strategy to McLaren fans going forward. Multiple choice, using the app, Racing Club members
Open Twitter. Within minutes see racism, homophobia, misogyny and sooo much naivety & gullibility, much of it masquerading as āChristianā & āBritishnessā š¤®
Our WWII fallen must be turning in their graves. My Grandad would HATE to see his beloved England hoodwinked by fascism.
The scariest thing this election, even more than realising voting Brits arenāt morally & intellectually superior to voting Americans after all, is seeing how huge a number of people didnāt even know what they were voting for - i.e. local vs general election. Terrifying.
Why have a tantrum about changing the lights out time for the Grand Prix?
Itās not because they donāt want to race wet FFS itās because of the lightning in those storms, which obvs red flags the race, and not wanting a stop-start-stop-start-stop-abandon shitshow š